Derek to himself: I am so going to win the "weirdest thing removed from patient" bet we all made last week.
"Ok Kristina i found my paddle, now remember the deal? I beat you in this game and you have to start taking your birth control pills"
Mark: Cristina wait, i need your help with something
Cristina: Im sorry Mark, but Lexie is gone. Theres nothing more I can do.
Mark: I know, and im sad really, but I was just gonna ask if you think we can still make that dinner on time??
Cristina: Thats a lot of blue, you do know their having a girl right?
Meredith: This isnt for them, I just found out that my friend who hid a secret child for years has another one on the way
Cristina: Oh great. Flip a coin to see whos going to Joes to babysit Alex?
Derek: Where did you buy the carrier? We should get one for Zola
Mark: I get a baby so you want a baby. I get a carrier so you want a carrier
Derek: I sleep with Addison so you want to sleep with Addison
Mark: I got it from this really nice baby store just a few blocks over...
Avery: Whos wedding is this again?
Lexie: If I knew Id tell you, just keep smiling like we know.
April: You mean you guys dont know either? I saw Yang and then you guys so I assumed we knew the bride and groom.
Lexie: April...um, thats not Yang.
Meredith: ...and it wasnt just anybodys chart, it was Adeles.
Derek: Im glad you told me after the nuptials.
Meredith: I know, now we can laugh about it and move on as husband and wife.
Derek: Thats not why Im laughing. Theres no prenup and you just guarenteed me the house.
I usually dont post anything uncaption related but McAnonymous I love urs...i hope it wins.
Owen: All Im saying is, Im not sure I want to take this call with you just downing that drink and Karev on his third shot. I mean if it was any other man Id be fine with it. But you heard what April said...
Alex: Yeah, I can hear every word you're saying.
Owen: All Im saying is, Im not sure I want to take this call with you just downing that drink and Carev on his third shot. I mean if it was anyone other man Id be fine with it. But you heard what April said...
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