Comments by ChairBear

1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 88

   1/29/2010 9:10 AM
   
   @AL in Germany - LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL. THAT WAS HILARIOUS. *claps*

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 88

   1/29/2010 7:07 AM
   
   Chuck: Keep bidding, Blair! I want you to win me that Xbox!

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 83

   12/29/2009 4:12 AM
   
   @saarele AHAHAHA THAT CRACKED ME UP. =))

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 83

   12/26/2009 7:57 AM
   
   wait i think that wasn't explained thoroughly. you know they should have an edit button here? anyway...
   Correction:
   
   Lady in the left: Here they are, Jenny Humphrey and Nate Archibald!
   Person in the Crowd #1: OHMYGOD. I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!
   Person in the Crowd #2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
   Jenny: NATE! I told you not to SMILE WITH YOUR TEETH!

5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 83

   12/26/2009 5:12 AM
   
   Lady in the left: Here they are, Jenny Humphrey and Nate Archibald!
   Person in the Crowd #1: OHMYGOD. I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!
   Person in the Crowd #2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

6. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 83

   12/25/2009 8:35 PM
   
   @PernilleKjrs OHMYGOD JOEY FROM FRIENDSSSS! =)) I meant the line. AHAHAHA.

7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 83

   12/25/2009 7:39 AM
   
   Lady on the left: And the winner for HOTTEST PEDOPHILE goes to...Nathaniel Archibald for hitting on Jenny Humphrey.

8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 83

   12/25/2009 7:35 AM
   
   Gossip Girl: And here we are in Nate's dream...and he's still dreaming of a chance to win best couple. Poor, poor, poooooooor Nate.

9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 83

   12/25/2009 7:33 AM
   
   Lady on the left: [thinking: They won as best Gossip Girl couple? I bet Chace bribed the judges.]

10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 82

    12/19/2009 3:31 AM
    
    Lily: You know...this is the first time I haven't seen your cleavage.

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 82

    12/18/2009 9:08 AM
    
    Serena: Mom, he hit me so hard and -
    Lily: WHY are you wearing those dingy hospital clothes???

12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 82

    12/18/2009 9:05 AM
    
    Serena: Sorry mom, but I REALLY wanted to keep the traveling pants.

13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 82

    12/18/2009 9:04 AM
    
    Lily: Serena...all this for a cookie?

14. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81

    12/11/2009 8:24 AM
    
    Nate: ...why the hell are you using Jenny's vibrator?

15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81

    12/11/2009 8:21 AM
    
    Dan: *trying hard not to fall asleep*
    Nate: Sorry man. You didn't tell me you never tried doing it all night. You should've told me to stop.

16. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81

    12/11/2009 8:19 AM
    
    Dan: Oh yeaaa...
    Nate: CHUCK! HURRY UP! IT'S MY TURN!

17. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 75

    10/30/2009 9:30 AM
    
    Gossip Girl: Wonder what this Mets meeting is about? Let's hope Little J has thought of a plan - what the crap is stuck on Jenny's shoe?!

18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 74

    10/24/2009 2:14 AM
    
    Vanessa: I brought Dan's Cabbage Patch kid.
    Blair: And I brought Chuck's scarf.
    Vanessa: God, we actually stooped this low? Stealing our ex's and boyfriend's things so they'll be coming to us to get it back?
    Blair: Hey, it was your idea!

19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 74

    10/23/2009 10:09 AM
    
    Vanessa: If you're gonna stare at me all day, can I at least have your croissant?

20. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 74

    10/23/2009 10:05 AM
    
    Blair: Whoa. *stares harder*
    Vanessa: ...Huh?
    Blair: You've got Bette Davis eyes!

21. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 74

    10/23/2009 10:03 AM
    
    Blair: Did you even shower before I brought you here?

22. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 73

    10/23/2009 4:35 AM
    
    Carter: Is that...Dolly Parton???
    Serena: Yeah. We're gonna have a boob showdown tonight.

23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 73

    10/23/2009 4:32 AM
    
    Carter: *thinking: Fake or not fake? That is the question.*

24. Gossip Girl Spoilers: Serenate to Get Together!?

    10/13/2009 9:32 AM
    
    OH. MY. GOD.
    EVERYTHING IN THIS ARTICLE IS THEEEEEEEE BEST!
    SERENATE~! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! \m/ and i don't even read the GG books! there's just...something...about chace and blake that is so...EEEP!
    and THANK GOD no DAIR! ewwwwwwww. CHAIR ALWAYS AND FOREVER.
    mmm...can't wait for the threesome thingie...but i bet it's d/v/o.

25. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 72

    10/9/2009 8:46 AM
    
    Olivia: I bet Serena dumped you 'cuz of that bag.