Serena: Is that Chuck under the sheets or are you just happy to see me?
lmao i'm for the flanders thing xD
"What do you mean dial tone?"
Bart: Son, now that you have turned 21 it's time I finally tell you about the dark Bass family secret.
Chuck: Holy moly, what is it?
Bart: You have a long lost half brother. His name is Lance.
nate: thehee hee hee.
lola: what's so funny?
nate: just look at those funny looking thingies on this piece of paper.
lola: those are called letters.
Nate: Oh my god, the writers killed dan humphrey's character!
Chuck: You bastards!
Williams: Dear mourners, I wrote a poem *clears his throat*
"Cece's not here anymore.
She died, she died.
When Lily heard about it
she cried, she cried.
When I said I didn't sleep with you sister
I lied, I lied"
William: Umm, the end.
Ivy: Get out of my house.
Serena: Dan, please stay with me. You can even call me Ivy.
after a rather disappointing 500th episode i have to admit this one has been pretty good.
Lily: Carol, this is all your fault. I mean, who would hires a girl whos name is Ivy Dickens?
Ivy: Hey, the only actresses left were me and Wanda Cox.
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