Blair (thinking): Okay, why did we think that kissing with superglue was a good idea??!...Oh right because we were drunk!
Reporter: Mrs. Humphery, is it true that the Smithsonian has valued Serena's brain more highly than that of Einstein, newton and Guass combined? Reporter: How can you justify such an absurd evaluation? Lily: This is because you people do not understand economics. Obviously Serena's brain would be valued more highly, its 21 years old and yet in mint condition...has never been used at all. Beat that!
Lily: Off the record, I think you people should support my bid for the presidency. I mean, can you imagine any one else having a first daughter who would generate so much news and business for you?
Lily: I categorically deny that I am currently planning to invade Poland. It is a vile lie! It is the Poles who aggravate us to no end. It is they who provoke us! Any war that comes is on them, not us! But rest assured that if they do not desist we shall ... Serena: Mom? Lily: Yes? Serena: You seem to be channeling a past life again. This time you are a blonde woman, more Nordic looking. Lily: Oh sorry, did I say Poland? I meant Ivy!...
Diana: So you wouldn't happen to know why Chuck and Anne have been spending so much time together of late, would you? Nate: (thinking)"...and I am my own gradpa..."
Nate:...you can win this, don't blink first...you can win this...
Nate (thinking):...damn, I need the name of her conditioner...
Diana: Hand over the Spectator right now or I'll tell Anne that you cried out "Mom!" in bed...
Diana: Hand over the deed to the spectator right now or I'll tell Chuck I'm his mother!
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