Comments by hallq

1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 207

   5/14/2012 7:06 PM
   
   Blair (thinking): Okay, why did we think that kissing with superglue was a good idea??!...Oh right because we were drunk!

2. Who is Serena's "New" Love Interest on Gossip Girl?

   5/5/2012 7:32 PM
   
   Barena= Bart+Serena!

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 205

   4/30/2012 3:12 PM
   
   Reporter: Mrs. Humphery, is it true that the Smithsonian has valued Serena's brain more highly than that of Einstein, newton and Guass combined?
   Reporter: How can you justify such an absurd evaluation?
   
   Lily: This is because you people do not understand economics. Obviously Serena's brain would be valued more highly, its 21 years old and yet in mint condition...has never been used at all. Beat that!

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 205

   4/30/2012 3:08 PM
   
   Lily: Off the record, I think you people should support my bid for the presidency. I mean, can you imagine any one else having a first daughter who would generate so much news and business for you?

5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 205

   4/30/2012 3:00 PM
   
   Lily: I categorically deny that I am currently planning to invade Poland. It is a vile lie! It is the Poles who aggravate us to no end. It is they who provoke us! Any war that comes is on them, not us! But rest assured that if they do not desist we shall ...
   
   Serena: Mom?
   
   Lily: Yes?
   
   Serena: You seem to be channeling a past life again. This time you are a blonde woman, more Nordic looking.
   
   Lily: Oh sorry, did I say Poland? I meant Ivy!...

6. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 203

   4/17/2012 2:58 PM
   
   Diana: So you wouldn't happen to know why Chuck and Anne have been spending so much time together of late, would you?
   
   Nate: (thinking)"...and I am my own gradpa..."

7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 203

   4/14/2012 4:19 PM
   
   Nate:...you can win this, don't blink first...you can win this...

8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 203

   4/14/2012 4:12 PM
   
   Nate (thinking):...damn, I need the name of her conditioner...

9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 203

   4/13/2012 4:21 PM
   
   Diana: Hand over the Spectator right now or I'll tell Anne that you cried out "Mom!" in bed...

10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 203

    4/13/2012 4:17 PM
    
    Diana: Hand over the deed to the spectator right now or I'll tell Chuck I'm his mother!

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 202

    4/12/2012 7:17 PM
    
    She thanked me for teaching Nate so well because she found him so much better than my Dad?... How the hell am I supposed to react to that one??!

12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 202

    4/12/2012 7:05 PM
    
    One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong...

13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 202

    4/12/2012 7:00 PM
    
    Chuck:...Does this mean I should start calling Nate 'Dad'?

14. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 202

    4/6/2012 4:36 PM
    
    Chuck Bass: The man with balls

15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 201

    4/5/2012 2:42 PM
    
    Blair: There's no point to covering them with your arms S, I already know they are bigger than mine

16. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 201

    4/4/2012 12:51 PM
    
    Blair: No, Serena, that is not how you 'cross your heart'...

17. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 201

    4/4/2012 1:27 AM
    
    Serena: Let's retcon everything and sleep together, it'll surely bring in the male demographic.
    
    Blair: You know why we can't do that: it will condemn all the boys on the UES to death by excessive masturbation and I love them too much for that.

18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 197

    3/4/2012 7:26 PM
    
    Ivy:...uh, so you see that's why this apartment was owned by Cece, even though it belonged to Bart Bass..
    
    Lily: But that is sheer absurdity.
    
    Ivy: Which is why it must be true...after all this is season five...
    
    Shocked silence