Ella- hey chace whatcha got there.
Chace- oh just a copy of next seasons storylines, almomost filled with more plot holes than this one..
Lola- hey nate! Are those this weeks trending reports?
Nate- yeah, now trending- who's your baby daddy!
Lily- (under breath) remember serena, united front!
Paparazzi- hold your cameras guys, it's just the ex con and her washed up it-girl daughter! NEXT'
Dan: ladies, ladies.. Simple solution. Weel go to the loft, play some spin the bottle on my gypsy rug, and head to my room... But Cedric gets to watch!
Dan humming : stacks on deck, patrone on ice, we can pop bottles baby you can have whatever you like...
dorota- Here I have 100% silk shoes straight from Agrabah, you like?
Blair- Get away from me you polish gypsy, before I call the INS tip line.
Dorota-- Oh Mees Blair!! We are just like dee four sex and da city girlsss!!!
Serena: wow nate!! LA really is the city of dreams.
Nate: yeah! and cougars! there's one!
Blair: (thinking) well thats a fluffy grip, this can't be chuck and one of our kinky sex games.. Darn.. .. Hmm !! Humphrey! So We must be playing pin the tail on the Little J.
Blair: please tell me we're playing pin the tail on the Little J
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