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26. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 185

    12/15/2011 2:21 PM
    
    Blair: Hurry up, Humphrey! I have to pee.
    Dan: Again?

27. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 185

    12/15/2011 2:19 PM
    
    Dan: Tell me what you smell, Blair?
    Blair *inhales* Vanilla candles, fresh-cut Peonies and Chuck's cologne. Chuck? Chuck, are you here? Hello? *lifts blindfold*
    Dan: Gotta love that new "Chair" scented Febreeze, right?

28. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 185

    12/15/2011 2:04 PM
    
    Blair: So, what do you have to tell me, Humphrey?
    Dan: How'd you know?
    Blair: Well, I figured you brought me in here to talk, to make out or to kill me. And, I figured since we’re not gonna make out, I guess it’s talk or die, right?

29. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 90

    12/15/2011 1:36 PM
    
    Rebekah: Come on, how can you not love tryout day? Just the smell of it! Like sports bras and desperation.
    Elena: What part of this were we going to miss again?
    Bonnie: Seriously! That was like dance auditions for "Crap" the musical.

30. The Vampire Diaries Cast Campaigns for People Choice Award Votes

    12/9/2011 2:06 AM
    
    Been voting and will keep voting every single day. Good luck to The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev. To the cast and crew: You guys are awesome, amazing, talented individuals and I am so grateful to all of you for making this amazing show for us to enjoy.

31. Happy Birthday, Ian Somerhalder!

    12/9/2011 2:02 AM
    
    Happy Birthday, Ian! Thank you for all that you do. You are such a gift to all of us. Hope you have a wonderful day!

32. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 182

    11/23/2011 3:52 AM
    
    Serena: I didn't drink your Martini, Diana.
    Diana: You really should finish the olive before you speak, Serena.

33. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 87

    11/23/2011 3:46 AM
    
    Stefan: How's Elena doing?
    Damon: You know Elena. Going to school, writing in her diary, looking after Jeremy, sharing her bed with me.
    Stefan: Yeah, that sounds like Ele . . . wait, what?

34. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 87

    11/23/2011 3:33 AM
    
    Stefan: You can't keep me locked up in here,Damon.
    Damon: Why not?
    Stefan: Because Elena is in danger. She's the doppelganger, Damon. She needs to be protected.
    Damon: Then, I'll protect her.

35. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 87

    11/23/2011 3:29 AM
    
    Stefan: Hey, Damon! Did you know that there are exactly 37,152 bricks that make up this building?
    Damon: You sure you're okay, Stef?
    Stefan: I'm fine. Well, except that brick *nods toward a brick* right there, that one keeps mocking me.
    Damon: Lexi! You'd better get your ghostly self back here and fix him, cause I didn't sign up for talking rocks.

36. Presenting: TV's Top Teen Couple!

    11/18/2011 3:37 PM
    
    Yay! I

37. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 181

    11/17/2011 6:03 PM
    
    Blair: Be honest, Chuck. Does this dress make me look fat?
    Chuck: No, Blair, the dress doesn't make you look fat. It makes you look ridiculous.

38. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 181

    11/17/2011 5:48 PM
    
    Blair: I left Louis. I couldn't stay with him a moment longer after what he's done.
    Chuck: You mean paying my therapist to get me to snap?
    Blair: No. He made me wear this hideous dress, just so he wouldn't have to admit to anyone that I'm pregnant.

39. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 181

    11/17/2011 5:40 PM
    
    Chuck: I know, Blair.
    Blair: Know what, Chuck?
    Chuck: The baby your carrying? It's mine, isn't it?
    Blair: How did you find out? Who told you? Were you snooping through my drawers?
    Chuck: It was a simple deduction, Blair. Only my child could be giving you this much heartburn, before he or she is even born.

40. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

    11/17/2011 5:32 PM
    
    Klaus: What did I say about keeping a low profile?! Something is coming... something bigger than any of us alone. And, if you can't control yourselves, we're all going to die. What's done is done. Just clean up after yourselves.

41. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

    11/17/2011 5:27 PM
    
    Klaus: I'd like you all to meet my sister, Rebekah. Isn't she pretty? Although, I should warn you, she can be quite mean.
    Rebekah: Are you drunk, Nick?
    Klaus: As a skunk.
    Rebekah: Okay, I'm going to get you home, grab you someone to eat and tuck you into bed, brother. How does that sound?
    Klaus: Hey, Rebekah? Do you think I'm shallow? I am, huh? I'm worse than shallow, I'm a kiddie pool.

42. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

    11/17/2011 5:14 PM
    
    Klaus: I'm sorry to say that The Vampire Diaries will be taking a little hiatus until January 5th 2012.
    *audiance boos*
    Klaus: Don't be so sad, my lovelies. I've compelled The CW to show a great movie, starring an amazing rippah we all know and love. Without further ado, I present Paul Wesley in "Beneath the Blue".
    *cheering and applause*

43. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 181

    11/12/2011 2:12 AM
    
    Blair: I haven't been out of the bathroom in days. Louis finally told me he loved me and stood up to his mother. I'm feeling all moody and bloated and emotional and gross. Meanwhile, everyone is at this stupid charity event tonight and they expect me to be there. Not this version of me, but "walking on sunshine" me. And, I'm kinda freaking out.
    Chuck: You're pregnant, Blair. So, all your traits and everything you'd usually be feeling is sort of . . . amplified.
    Blair: So, you're saying that now, I'm an insecure, neurotic, control-freak . . . on crack?
    Chuck: Well, I wasn't going to say it quite like that.

44. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 181

    11/12/2011 1:55 AM
    
    Chuck: You know, you're mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.

45. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 181

    11/12/2011 1:53 AM
    
    Blair: Is that what I think it is under your coat?
    Chuck: *smiles* Oh, yeah! One vanilla ice cream, dill pickle chip and spicy mustard sundae.
    Blair: You're so good to me, Chuck. *Chuck leans in for a kiss* I have to pee.
    Chuck: Again?

46. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 181

    11/12/2011 1:46 AM
    
    Spotted: Our very own, Queen B. fleeing the prince who broke her heart. And, who better to put it back together again than a beast? Could this be the beginning of a new fairy tale: Beauty and The Bass? Only time will tell.
    xoxo,
    Gossip Girl

47. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

    11/12/2011 1:34 AM
    
    Klaus: Andrew! Stop sniffing that poor girl. Mark! Just because you mark her, doesn't mean she's yours. Peter! Stop chasing your coat tails. And, Samantha, stop trying to bury your mini sandwiches in the garden. You're ruining Mrs. Lockwoods Tulips.

48. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

    11/12/2011 1:23 AM
    
    Klaus: My daddy didn't love me, blah, blah, blah. Now, you're all gonna die.

49. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

    11/12/2011 1:21 AM
    
    Klaus: All my hybrids, put your hands in the air, wave 'em around like you just don't care.
    Damon: How many of those wolfsbane grenades do we have?
    Stefan: Six.
    Damon: Not gonna be enough.

50. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

    11/12/2011 1:16 AM
    
    Klaus: Don't worry everyone, I'm not going to sing. I'll leave the singing to Vampire Barbie. You know who you are, love. *winks at Caroline*