Damon: *thinking* Don't think about blood. Don't think about blood.
Andie: Ouch! Damon? I think I just cut my leg while shaving. Can you check?
Damon: Sure. *thinking* She's so dead.
Carol: Tyler? I'm going out. Could you keep an eye on dinner? Oh, and start a load of wash; your dirty socks are smelling up the whole house.
Tyler: Little busy right now, mom.
Carol: Don't you give me that, Tyler Lockwood! You live under my roof and you'll do as I say!
Tyler: (whispers to Stefan) Just kill me now, please.
Carol: Everything alright in there?
Stefan: We're fine. I was just showing Tyler a new defensive play he's been struggling with during practice.
Carol: Alright, then. Stefan, please tell Damon I said hello.
Stefan: I'll be sure to do that.
Carol: Is everything alright boys?
Tyler: Everything's fine, mom. Stefan is just upset cause I took his Barbie and ripped her head off.
Carol: Well, I'm sure you'll work it out. *thinking* Stefan plays with Barbies?
Blair: So, I was thinking we should do soft lighting for the evening gowns and then maybe slow strobes for the casual wear. What do you think, Humphrey?
Dan: *thinking* Her hair is so shiny.
Blair: Humphrey!
Dan: I'm sorry, what?
Blair: I can't believe you sent my models home, Humphrey.
Dan: I'm really sorry, Blair.
Blair: Sorry isn't going to cut it, Humphrey. What size do you wear?
Dan: Ummm . . . Blair? I don't like that look.
Blair: Pay attention, Humphrey! If you pick a bag with pink lipstick, you take off an item of clothing. If I pick a bag containing red lipstick, I remove an item of clothing.
Damon: Why don't you go lay down in my room?
Rose: Your room is nothing like what I'd expected it to be.
Damon: That room contains every memory I've ever thought was important enough to hang onto.
Rose: A bed and bookcase?
Damon: And, in a moment, you. I will find a way to save you, Rose.
Damon: I've been up all night, looking into this whole fatal wolf bite thing.
Rose: And?
Damon: And, you've got about twenty-four to forty-eight hours to live. You should get out, enjoy the sunshine. Oh wait, you can't! *laughs*
Rose: That's it, Damon! We are no longer "special friends".
Ben: Serena? What are you doing here? Did you want to grab some coffee or something, now that I'm free?
Serena: Umm no, not really. My friends and family hate me right now and I needed someone to tell me I was pretty.
Ben: So, you came to tease a bunch of inmates? Yeah, now I hate you too.
Serena: Ben, wait! Damn it! I wonder if Jenny and Vanessa are still up? *checks pockets for phone* Great, one of those scumbags took my phone!
Ben: I heard that!
Ben: Serena? What are you doing here? Did you want to grab some coffee or something, not that I'm free?
Serena: Umm no, not really. My friends and family hate me right now and I needed someone to tell me I was pretty.
Ben: So, you came to tease a bunch of inmates? Yeah, now I hate you too.
Serena: Ben, wait! Damn it! I wonder if Jenny and Vanessa are still up? *checks back pocket for phone* Great, one of those scumbags took my phone!
Ben: I heard that!
Serena: *thinking* Dan and Blair are at the movies. Chuck is sleeping with his partner's daughter. Nate is keeping tabs on his dad. My mom and Rufus hate me. I wonder what Vanessa and Jenny are up to? Do I have enough cash for a cab ride to Brooklyn? Oh, look! Something shiny!
Spotted: S out in the cold, while Lonely Boy and B are just getting warmed up. Looks like S left D on the back burnner for too long and now she's the one going up in smoke.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Rose: There's a fly in my glass.
Damon: *sighs* We played waiter last night, Rose. I was hoping we could play doctor tonight.
Rose: *rolls eyes* Idiot!
Damon: What happend?
Rose: I was laying down, Elena and I were talking, she said that she loves Stefan, but she has feelings for you, I said it's okay if she loves you both, then I just sort of blacked out.
Damon: Wait back-up. Elena said she has feelings for me?
Rose: Damon, focus!
Damon: Oh, yeah. *clears throat* Sorry.
Spotted: S out in the cold, while lonely boy and our very own Queen B are just getting warmed up. Looks like S left D on the back burnner for too long and now she's the one going up in smoke.
xoxo,
Gossip Girl
Serena: I finally get it! I understand the difference between like and love. I "like" my new boots, but I "love" my new purse. I have to find Nate and Dan.
Rose: This is awful!
Damon: What? I'm not allowed to try something new?
Rose: What did you do, Damon?
Damon: I added cinnamon.
Rose: Cinnamon? I'm allergic to cinnamon!
Damon: Oh, that explains a lot.
Rose: I don't want to suffer anymore, Damon.
Damon: Come to bed and I'll end your suffering for you.
Rose: Really?
Damon: Yes, one stake to the heart, coming right up.
Rose: I'm going to miss you, Damon. Will you miss me?
Damon: Are you kidding? I'm about to have a fling with a super sexy reporter.
Rose: What?
Damon: Of course I'll miss you, Rose.
Rose: I'm sorry I tried to kill Elena, Damon.
Damon: It's alright, Rose. Drink up so I can put you to bed and stake you.
Rose: What?
Damon: *clears throat* Drink up so I can put you to bed and hold you.
Damon: Sorry it's just warm blood.
Rose: Warm blood is perftect. I'm actually feeling a little better.
Damon: If you were Elena, I could make you chicken pie and apple soup.
Rose: Wait, what?
Damon: *laughs* Inside joke.
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Andie: Ouch! Damon? I think I just cut my leg while shaving. Can you check?
Damon: Sure. *thinking* She's so dead.
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Tyler: Little busy right now, mom.
Carol: Don't you give me that, Tyler Lockwood! You live under my roof and you'll do as I say!
Tyler: (whispers to Stefan) Just kill me now, please.
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Stefan: We're fine. I was just showing Tyler a new defensive play he's been struggling with during practice.
Carol: Alright, then. Stefan, please tell Damon I said hello.
Stefan: I'll be sure to do that.
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Tyler: Everything's fine, mom. Stefan is just upset cause I took his Barbie and ripped her head off.
Carol: Well, I'm sure you'll work it out. *thinking* Stefan plays with Barbies?
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Dan: *thinking* Her hair is so shiny.
Blair: Humphrey!
Dan: I'm sorry, what?
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Dan: They said I should be creative.
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Dan: I'm really sorry, Blair.
Blair: Sorry isn't going to cut it, Humphrey. What size do you wear?
Dan: Ummm . . . Blair? I don't like that look.
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Rose: Your room is nothing like what I'd expected it to be.
Damon: That room contains every memory I've ever thought was important enough to hang onto.
Rose: A bed and bookcase?
Damon: And, in a moment, you. I will find a way to save you, Rose.
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Rose: Vervain!
Damon: Damn it, Elena! I told her putting it in the alcohol was fine, but to keep it out of the blood supply.
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Rose: And?
Damon: And, you've got about twenty-four to forty-eight hours to live. You should get out, enjoy the sunshine. Oh wait, you can't! *laughs*
Rose: That's it, Damon! We are no longer "special friends".
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Serena: Umm no, not really. My friends and family hate me right now and I needed someone to tell me I was pretty.
Ben: So, you came to tease a bunch of inmates? Yeah, now I hate you too.
Serena: Ben, wait! Damn it! I wonder if Jenny and Vanessa are still up? *checks pockets for phone* Great, one of those scumbags took my phone!
Ben: I heard that!
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Serena: Umm no, not really. My friends and family hate me right now and I needed someone to tell me I was pretty.
Ben: So, you came to tease a bunch of inmates? Yeah, now I hate you too.
Serena: Ben, wait! Damn it! I wonder if Jenny and Vanessa are still up? *checks back pocket for phone* Great, one of those scumbags took my phone!
Ben: I heard that!
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XOXO,
Gossip Girl
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Damon: Say please, Rose. Would it kill you to be polite?
Rose: *glares at Damon* No comedic timing at all, Damon.
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Damon: *sighs* We played waiter last night, Rose. I was hoping we could play doctor tonight.
Rose: *rolls eyes* Idiot!
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Rose: I was laying down, Elena and I were talking, she said that she loves Stefan, but she has feelings for you, I said it's okay if she loves you both, then I just sort of blacked out.
Damon: Wait back-up. Elena said she has feelings for me?
Rose: Damon, focus!
Damon: Oh, yeah. *clears throat* Sorry.
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xoxo,
Gossip Girl
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Damon: What? I'm not allowed to try something new?
Rose: What did you do, Damon?
Damon: I added cinnamon.
Rose: Cinnamon? I'm allergic to cinnamon!
Damon: Oh, that explains a lot.
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Damon: Come to bed and I'll end your suffering for you.
Rose: Really?
Damon: Yes, one stake to the heart, coming right up.
Rose: I'm going to miss you, Damon. Will you miss me?
Damon: Are you kidding? I'm about to have a fling with a super sexy reporter.
Rose: What?
Damon: Of course I'll miss you, Rose.
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Damon: It's alright, Rose. Drink up so I can put you to bed and stake you.
Rose: What?
Damon: *clears throat* Drink up so I can put you to bed and hold you.
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Rose: Warm blood is perftect. I'm actually feeling a little better.
Damon: If you were Elena, I could make you chicken pie and apple soup.
Rose: Wait, what?
Damon: *laughs* Inside joke.