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  1. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 43

    1/21/2011 2:03 PM
    Stefan: Tell us what happend, Caroline.
    Caroline: Matt and Tyler both kissed me and now I have to chose between them. I went into the woods to hunt and think.
    Stefan: How'd you end up here?
    Caroline: I heard the music and the people. I just wanted to escape my life for a little while.
    Stefan: What happend next?
    Caroline: I smelled the blood and then everything goes blank.
    Damon: Been there, done that.

  2. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 43

    1/21/2011 1:57 PM
    Caroline: I'm a murderer!
    Damon: Yes you are.
    Caroline: I'm a monster!
    Damon: Welcome to the club.
    Caroline: (crying) I'm never going to get all this blood out of my hair!
    Damon: You've got to be kidding me! Stefan, get her out of here before I tear Barbie's head off.

  3. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 43

    1/21/2011 1:52 PM
    How to annoy Stefan Salvatore in 3 Easy Steps
    1. Try to attack a newborn vampire, he is hell bent on keeping safe.
    2. Openly mock him about trying to save said vampire.
    3. Almost stake his reason for existing (Elena).

  4. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 43

    1/21/2011 1:49 PM
    Stefan: Okay, Damon, you're soooooooo dead.
    Damon: Since when are you Caroline's guardian?
    Stefan: I'm not. Caroline is a vampire and can handle herself.
    Damon: So, what's you're problem then?
    Stefan: You tried to stake Elena, you idiot!
    Damon: Oh, that! Built up rage at Katherine. Damn doppelganger hyginx again. Sorry.

  5. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 43

    1/21/2011 1:45 PM
    Stefan: Please, listen to me, Klaus. Caroline is new. She doesn't know the rules yet.
    Klaus: She killed someone at a public event. She must be destroyed. Elijah, take care of that. I'd like to go home.
    Stefan: I'll take responsibility for her.
    Klaus: The Originals don't give second chances.

  6. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 43

    1/21/2011 1:40 PM
    Stefan: Listen to me Klaus, she's new, she didn't know what she was doing.
    Klaus: Elijah, take care of that. I'd like to go home.
    Stefan: I'll take responsibility for her.
    Klaus: The Origionals don't give second chances.

  7. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 42

    1/9/2011 2:51 AM
    Elena: I'm sorry I threw up on your rug, Damon.
    Damon: It's okay, Elena. Watching Rose die like that must have been very traumatic for you.
    Elena: It wasn't that. I had a flashback of Alaric sneaking back to Jenna's room half-naked.
    Damon: *gags* Yeah, that'll do it.

  8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 137

    1/9/2011 2:32 AM
    Spotted: C leaving B high and dry with nothing left but a slice of humble pie.
    xoxo,
    Gossip Girl

  9. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 42

    1/9/2011 2:23 AM
    Elena: I'm a doppelganger? How f***ing lame!
    Damon: It's okay, Elena. We can't all be vampires, werewolves and witches.

  10. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 42

    1/9/2011 2:13 AM
    Elena: I'm a doppelganger . . . how f***ing lame!

  11. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 42

    1/7/2011 5:42 PM
    Elena: I feel so safe with you, Damon.
    Damon: Don't. Did you see those marks on Rose's back?
    Elena: Yeah, they were from the bite.
    Damon: *clears throat* She was bit on the shoulder Elena.
    Elena: *blushes* Oh.

  12. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 42

    1/7/2011 5:38 PM
    Elean *jumps* What was that?
    Damon: Relax, Elena. It was just my stomach. I've been tracking down a werewolf, killing a vampire and saving the woman I love. Eating wasn't really a priority today.
    Elena: Would you like me to heat you up a glass of blood and we can curl up by the fireplace?
    Damon: Would you?

  13. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 42

    1/7/2011 5:34 PM
    Elena: Where's Stefan?
    Damon: So, I save your life and offer you my shoulder to cry on and all you can think about is my brother?
    Elena: I just wanted to make sure he wouldn't be coming home anytime soon. I don't want him interupting my thanking you properly.
    Damon: *thinking* Please don't be Katherine messing with my head. Please don't be Katherine messing with my head.

  14. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 42

    1/7/2011 5:28 PM
    Elena: So, I was thinking while I was running for my life . . .
    Damon: About what?
    Elena: I think we should kiss.
    Damon: You do?
    Elena: Yeah. I'm dying to know if I'm a better kisser than Katherine.

  15. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 42

    1/7/2011 5:25 PM
    Elena: I'm so sorry about Rose, Damon.
    Damon: You are my life now, Elena.

  16. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 42

    1/7/2011 5:23 PM
    Damon: So, what happend?
    Elena: I told her that I love you and Stefan and . . .
    Damon: You love me?
    Elena: *sighs* the next thing I know she's chasing me through the house trying to drain me dry.
    Damon: But, you love me!

  17. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 136

    12/31/2010 5:57 PM
    Eva: I said two million in an unmarked paper bag, Chuck.
    Chuck: We don't do unmarked paper bags on the Upper East Side, Eva. Take it and be gone whore.

  18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 136

    12/31/2010 5:57 PM
    Eva: I said two million in an unmarked paper bag, Chuck.
    Chuck: We don't do unmarked paper bags on the Upper East Side, Eva.

  19. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 41

    12/31/2010 5:47 PM
    Elena: I can't believe my own mother told me I was fat.
    Stefan: You are the woman I love, Elena. You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you different.
    Elena: She's lucky I wasn't Katherine. Can you imagine what Katherine would do to someone if someone called her fat?
    Damon: I've seen what Katherine does when someone calls her fat. Let's just say there would be blood.
    Stefan and Elena: Go home Damon!
    Damon: I don't have to take this, I'm going home.

  20. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 41

    12/31/2010 5:42 PM
    Elena: You're so warm, Stefan. I wish you could hold me all night.
    Stefan: Well, if Damon keeps staring at us, we might just be here all night.

  21. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 41

    12/31/2010 5:38 PM
    Elena: I can't believe Damon slept with my mom.
    Stefan: Neither can I.
    Elena: She said he loves me, Stefan. Do you think he does?
    Stefan: Damon's always had a thing for complicated love triangles.

  22. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 41

    12/31/2010 5:21 PM
    Stefan: *thinking to Damon* Stay where you are, Damon. I already want you dead, don't give me another reason to make it happen.
    Damon: *thinking to Stefan* If I really wanted her, I could have her. Oh, and don't threaten me, little brother. I don't want to have to tear you apart in front of your girl.

  23. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 41

    12/31/2010 5:16 PM
    Elena: Ummm, Stefan?
    Stefan: Yes, my love?
    Elena: Your goatee is poking me in the eye.
    Stefan: Can't you just pretend we are happy for a few more seconds? Damon is still watching.
    Elena: Fine.

  24. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 40

    12/28/2010 10:48 PM
    Elena: There is a crow in your living room.
    Elijah: Yeah, so??
    Elena: My best friend is a witch and I've spent enough time with her to know that crows and fog are bad news in this town.
    Elijah: Rose? Where's my gun?
    Rose: You're a vampire, you idiot. Just snap it's neck or somehting.
    Elijah: But, it's looking right at me, Rose.
    Elena: Umm, do you two need a moment?
    Rose and Elijah: NO!

  25. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 40

    12/28/2010 10:41 PM
    Elena: Umm, Elijah?
    Elijah: Yes?
    Elena: I don't feed on people. I'm . . . I'm not a vampire.
    Elijah: If you don't eat with me, you won't eat at all.
    Elena: Fine!
    Elija: Fine! Then go ahead and STARVE!
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