Lani

My name is Chuck Bass. I enjoy long walks on the beach, pedicures and hideous bath robes.

Lani

once she grows out of this phase she'll undoubtedly be embarrassed by it all

Lani

Chuck; Let us pray

Lani

Serena; I know right?! They just stay up all by themselves

Lani

oh hai

too much information

Lani

sadness :(

wow

why all the Penn hate?
"jerk" "dick" "constipated jackass"

seriously wtf?

probably because he isn't as "hot" as Ed and Chace to some people . . .

Lani

Caroline; Is that that girl from The Ring?
Bonnie; I'm gonna be sick

Lani

Hi my name is Chuck Bass and I'm addicted to sex.
. . .
Hi Chuck

Lani

S: Yea well, at least my boobs are impressive

Lani

Elena: Nice stake
Damon: That's what she said