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  1. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 69

    KATHERINE: Wait! I need to rest.
    DAMON: What? WHY?
    KATHERINE: Have you ever tried to ran at vampspeed on these boots? You men have it sooo easy. Now GET-ME-SOME-ICE!
  2. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 69

    DAMON: What are you doing?
    KATHERINE: I'm guarding the wall so nobody touches it. The paint is wet.
    DAMON: But you're... nevermind.
  3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    LILY: So THAT is a bus?
    AARON: Yep.
    ALL:...wow...
    CEECEE: Hold my hand Lily, I'm scared.


    Sorry Typo XD
  4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    LILY: So THAT is a bus?
    ALL:...wow...
    CEECEE: Hold my hand Lily, I'm scared.
  5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    NATE: How come EVERYONE's taller than me except for Blair? I need some heels...
  6. True Blood Round Table: "I'm Alive and I'm On Fire"

    Shifters are BORING AS HELL. They should shitf to another channel!
  7. True Blood Review: Wiccan Awesome!

    The thing is that they are bringing TOO MUCH all together. I mean, they need to approach new stories, I get it, yet they put it all in one season. Are we going to go deep on the panthers or on the fairies?

    Eric is lovely, just... I don't know. I love him bad, I love him sweet. I just... love him. And, in any case, nobody's forcing no one to lie for him. They all do it for different reasons.

    I did not like at all Bill's approach to Sookie, who the heck does he thinks he is entering somebody's house without permission? (I know he CAN, but he shouldn't). The thing is, KING, that you fucked it up real bad, so don't go imparting your vamplaw over your ex.

    Besides, if Eric was able to listen to Sookie and Alcide's conversation with his super sense of hearing, I'm pretty sure that Bill was able to hear Eric and Sookie's conversation too. So, if he paid attention, he ALREADY KNOWS HE'S IN THERE. I did love they way our southern darling said "no" and stared at him with big eyes, like begging not to enter.

    I was so happy when Eric was swimming with the "CROCODEALERS" and really sad when he said he wouldn't been able to do it again. He was the ULTIMATE PUPPY EYES. EVER. Ok, maybe except for Paul McCartney.

    I really don't know all about the shifters story. Sam bores me to death, so I fast fowarded those parts. Mamma shifter, a crappy beated up looser, as usual. Totally saw it coming. He wouldn't leave her husband. She's weak. I did feel bad for Tommy, he just can't get a grip. Poor "man".

    Witches: OK. I just hope they are going somewhere with this.

    JASON-JESSICA: Mmmm I think that was just you. Hoping for Jason to have a "normal" relationship, lol. For a split second, I tought that it was that blonde panther. OMG, get them OUT OF THE SHOW.

    I want more Eric. He lights up the show.

    And about Pam's melting face... well, she had it coming. That'll show you not to mess with a witch, bitch. Lol.

    Other thing, that baby... OMG, talking about a freaking literate genius from freaking hell, he can write. I bet that Tommy won't be able to read that at all.
  8. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 69

    DAMON: Where's the bathroom?
    KATHERINE: Get in line. I'm next.
  9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    SERENA: I'm scared.
    CEECEE: This is awful.
    LILY: This is horrible.
    BLAIR: This... is Brookling, everybody.
  10. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 69

    DAMON: Hey... are you?-
    KATHERINE: No.
    DAMON: But you look like-
    KATHERINE: But I'm not.
    DAMON: And your heels look a bit like-
    KATHERINE: I said no.
    DAMON: Are you sure?
    KATHERINE: Yes.
    DAMON: Ok... I could have sworn you were Elena.
    KATHERINE: Keep on walking.
  11. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 69

    DAMON: Why so sad?
    KATHERINE: Nothing, it's just... I've been playing Caption Contest on tvfanatic.com for about 150 years now... and I never win.
    DAMON: I know... Stefan is one witty son of a bitch.
  12. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 69

    DAMON: What are you doing in here?
    ELENA: Nothing, just chilling. I'm waiting to see how many prostitution jokes are going to be made on this caption contest.
  13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    SERENA: Oh my God, this is beautiful...
    LILY: I never knew he could do this...
    BLAIR: Chuck can do the Zoolander's signature look too. Amazing...
  14. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    NATE: *thinking* I heard that if you stare at Serena's hair long enough your's will be blonder too.
  15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    LILY: Is that Chuck...?
    SERENA: AND DAN!?
    NATE: Why wasn't I invited?
    BLAIR: *thinking* Oh my God I TURN THEM!
  16. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 69

    DAMON: I know you have to take care of Jeremy now, but I didn't think you were in THIS much financial trouble, Elena.
  17. True Blood Sneak Peeks: Naked Alcide, Powerful Bill, Desperate Lafayette

    LOL He was totally showing off his pubs... gross :P
  18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 163

    NATE: Let make a prank, I'll take the L and H to "Health" and I will be (giggle)... it will be (giggles again)... wait, wait... STUDENT HEAT CENTER!!! What? What do you mean is not *funny*?
  19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 163

    NATE: Help me, help me... my mom and dad left me here.
  20. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 68

    JOHN: Are we having chiken for dinner, Elena?
    KATHERINE: No... we're having John...
  21. The First Two Episodes of Gossip Girl Season 5 Will Be Titled ...

    "YES, THEN ZERO" is probably about the pregnancy test being positive and then Blair (or whoever is preggers) finds out it was FALSE POSITIVE.

    That how the producers "create and follow" storylines.

    "THE BEAUTY AND THE FEAST": Probably's about some dinner that Blair will have with Louis' family and she will feel like a commoner instead of winning them over or something...

    In any case I agree with most of you here... I WANT DAIR! Stop with the self inflicted pseudomasoquism relationsship chair has... IS OVER.
  22. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 163

    Sorry, I was thinking about someone else LOL! TYPO!!!

    PRODUCERS: Nate is going to college this season
    CHACE: College, WHAT IS COLLEGE? Some new perfume?
  23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 163

    NATHAN: College? What IS college? Some new perfume?
  24. Marc Menard Cast as Priest on Gossip Girl

    MARK MY WORDS... LOUIS ENDS UP BEING GAY AND BANGING THE HOT PRIEST.
  25. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

    VICKY: What you been up to? I'll go first, I'm hottie, right? but then I die and come back as a kickass vampire... and then I die again. But now I'm here, like alive or something.

    TYLER: Nice... I'm a rich dude, son of the mayor. Then I kill someone and become a HOT WEREWOLF. Then I leave town with a hot she wolf, yeah like Shakira, and steal this blondie's girlfriend. What about you, Matt?

    MATT: I'm a waiter at the local restaurant... AND a high school football star. Yeah... IN YOU FACE!

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