Comments by LuckyBastarda (Page 13)

  1. Why Does Jeremy Gilbert See Dead People?

    Dead ex-girlfriend VAMPIRE people, to be even more exact...
  2. Gossip Girl Hook-Up Tease: A Priest and a Bridesmaid?!?

    Now that's just absurd... everybody knows that most priests like 9 year old boys. Not 20 year old girls...

    Duuuuh.
  3. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 65

    (Door bell rings)

    STEFAN: Excuse me, who are you?
    BUFFY: I'm Buffy, the vampire slayer.
    DAMON: Sorry, wrong set. You're on number 3... like 10 years ago!
  4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    JENNY: I start my own clothing line, she runs a magazine. I found a rockband, she get into singing. I seduce the the ambassador's son, SHE MARRIES A PRINCE! I loose my virginity to you, she does it first...I can't never beat that woman!
  5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    ED: Why are you still here Taylor?
    TAYLOR: I couldn't terminate the contract, so I'm obliged to at least appear on the background until the season ends. Chace is doing the same thing.
    ED: Oh! So that why he didn't have a storyline in the whole year. Hey, can I get a piece of that action too?
  6. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    CHUCK: What is this play about?
    JENNY: I don't know... it's a one-woman show, that blond one over there. The title is "CALL ME SERENA"
  7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    CHUCK: Blair is prom queen? Who voted for her?
    JENNY: I did, about a 150 times...
  8. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 65

    ELENA:...and if I'm moving here, we need to redecorate. I want pink walls, white furniture, more light and we'll have to close the dungeons. I WANT A FARYTALE DREAM HOUSE! Then we'll...

    DAMON: (muttered) Can we call the notary to stop the papers?

    STEFAN: I'll get the phone number...
  9. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 65

    STEFAN: What is this plastic Elena-doll doing in your closet?
    DAMON: That, my brother, is my new girlfriend... Stefan, Selena. Selena, Stefan.
  10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    CHUCK: What is everybody looking at?
    JENNY: Serena's there. Trying to act.
    CHUCK: You know, if she's not taking her clothes off, IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT. I'm leaving.
  11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    CHUCK: What is everybody looking at?
    JENNY: Serena's there. Trying to act.
    CHUCK: That's facinating. It's like watching a baby trying to talk.
    JENNY: Shh... she's about to sing.
  12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    CHUCK: And that, Jenny, is called a DRESS. A proper piece of cloth, not a babyblue sheet wrapped around. You should try it sometime.

    JENNY: I understand, I understand... and that, Chuck, is the waiter with desserts. You should get away from him.
  13. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 65

    ELENA: Guess who's this!
    DAMON: Let me gues... Elena?
    STEFAN:... Ehmm, you're facing us. WE CAN SEE YOU, you know that, right?
    DAMON: I should trow this moonstone at you. Right now!
  14. Racy Blake Lively Pics: The Real Deal?

    Did someone stole them? Or did she send it to get BF and he send it?

    In any case, SHE DID NOTHING WRONG. I'm pretty sure it's her, but she wouldn't send it.

    In any case, she's still a dumb actress for me, but anyways... she didn't do anything wrong. There's nothing wrong in taking this pictures. The bad thing is that they got stolen and published.
  15. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 62

    Uh... sorry for the bold font, I'm not sure how to use just yet :(
  16. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 62

    Stefan (thinking): Come on Stefan, you can do it. Strike a pose, be sexy, be awesome. Now all you have to do is stand near the geek on costume and everybody will think you're the cool one, by comparison. Sweet! This never happens when I'm near Damon
  17. Will Charlie/Ivy and Dan Hook Up on Gossip Girl?

    @"Cedric Would Get Dirty"

    I like how you think and I agree on most of it. While reading you I pictured the last episode of Dawon's Creek. Season 6, Blair having to choose between Chuck or Dan and then choosing Dan on the last minute. That would be AWESOME!

    I know for most of you CHAIR is the ENDGAME, but I don't like ENDGAMES, they are so final.... Mmm anything can happen.

    XD
  18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 156

    MICHELLE: So, Leonardo, hum? Nice Blake... reaaaally nice.
  19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 156

    GOSSIP GIRL: If the raitings go down and there is no storyline, the only way to save our heads from the guillotine is to bring Georgina in. Too bad there was no "Sparks" for Anne Boleyn or Marie Antoinette... XOXO, Gossip Girl.
  20. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 156

    SERENA: What are you doing in here, G?
    GEORGINA: Don't act so surprised, S. I'm here in EVERY SEASON FINALE.
  21. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 156

    SERENA: Why are you wearing thos black ribbons? I looks horrible.
    GEORGINA: Why are you wearing CeCe's dress? That's embarrasing.
  22. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 61

    CAROLINE: This era picnic was so well executed, I can't even tell the decade I'm in.
    JEREMY: Yeah, the grey Volvo on the back really sends the 1890's vibe.
    ELENA: Oh! my I-phone just rang!
  23. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 61

    CAROLINE: Yeeey! My magic carpet worked!! We went back in time!! Guys, welcome to the 60s!
    JEREMY: But we didn't-
    ELENA: Shhh! YEEEY!
  24. Gossip Girl Season Finale Round Table: "The Wrong Goodbye"

    As I said last night: "I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS BORED SINCE I BELIEVED IN JESUS"

    Chair should be OVER once and for all. If you want the characters to grow, as I'm likely to think they are, they should MOVE ON. One of the process of maturing is letting your past be your past. That is why, for me Chuck and Blair should end it now. BYE BYE!

    Georgina should come back as a regular, when she was in NYU the writers did not do her any justice. As I said before, she should come back, wearing her BITCHIEST SHOES and kick some ass.

    I'm actually puzzled about Vanesa's plans for the checks and Serena getting a job it's completely unrreal.

    As for the PREG-TEST... well, wouldn't it be great if NO ONE HAD KNOWN ABOUT IT, just the writers? Not even the actors, it's easy to do. Nobody acted in that scene, except for Dorota, and she didn't even have to be aware. This could unfold in 3 ways:

    1)ELEANOR'S BABY: Easy way to solve it, make room for new story lines to develop.

    2)SERENA'S BABY: More complex, she will probably consider abortion, if they play her cards well that could be an awesome way to show the UES perpective with the oh-so-very-real issue. It could be cool.

    3)BLAIR'S BABY: The most obvious reason. And the most boring one, if you ask me. Ok, so Chair finally said goodbye and now this? Is it Chuck's, is it Louis'? TELENOVELA! No, thank you. The only thing that cuold make this story interesting is that we don't know who the baby's daddy us and then they pull a "FRIENDS" and show Dan and Blair having sex. Nobody would expect it. That could develope in a different way.

    4)(I know it's unlikely but...) CHARLIE'S BABY?: She doesn't live there, but maybe for SOME reason she took the test on S and B's bathroom? And it's Dan's? Could happend.

    But GG's writers don't have that much wiz anymore. And I'm asking this politely, DID SOME OF THE WRITERS FROM SEASON 1 AND 2 GET FIRED? The show changed so much!

    I will watch it just because I watch it online, so I can do it whenever I feel like it... and in that note I will add THIS about GG's Season 4 finale: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VAMPIRE DIARIES TO COME BACK IN SEPTEMBER!

    XOXO
  25. Gossip Girl Instant Reaction: Discuss "The Wrong Goodbye"

    THANK YOU DAIR! THANK YOU!!!!

    I did not know wheter to say it or not... but an abortion is not out of the picture. If it's Serena's that would be a great storyline to unfold. Blair would NEVER, EVER even consider it, she doesn't come across as that kind of person.

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