SAGE: I have a sex tape of Serena Van Der Woodsen.
GEORGINA: PLEASE! I released a tape in wich Serena gets on coke and KILLS a dude. I don't work with amateurs.
SAGE: My storyline is over now, I don't know what to do.
GEORGINA: Hmm... Would you like to audition for Humpfrey's next bootycall? 'Cause we meet on Tuesday afternoons.
GEORGINA: Took me six years to be where I am now and you just come here and have more screen time than me? Go away now...
SAGE: I'm really confused
GEORGINA: I KNOW! Is like every olive-skin girl is Vanessa and I tought I spotted Nelly Yuki at the drycleaner's yesterday! I hate stereotypes.
SAGE: I'm lost...
GEORGINA: Let's find mommy then, Vanessa right?
REPORTER: BLAIR! BLAIR!
REPORTER: WHERE'S SERENA?
REPORTER: Some people say you're not fit to run Waldorf Designs.
BLAIR: PLEASE! If Pretty-Boy-Nate can run The Spectator, I can most certainly do this, too.
REPORTER: They say you're better off playing house with Bass and eating your weight in Macaroons.
BLAIR: MACAROONS? WHERE?!
REPORTER: Leighton, did you know who is dying on the finale?
LEIGHTON: The way the writers ruined my character, I'm hoping it's me.
When you save a kitten stuck in a tree... that's October 19th!
Oh, and BTW, am I the only one that thinks that "Lillith blood" is FAIRY? That could explain the behaviour. It reminded me of Eric's when he drank Sookie's fairy godmother.
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