Trash Bag™... the easiest and most brilliant way of storing. Just ask Jenny Humphrey, one of our satisfied custumers.
Jenny: Uhm, this is a cupboard.
You have nothing to lose! Buy your own Trash Bag™ today, and you'll get a CD with Taylor Momsen reading "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" for free!
... and this is what happens if you don't have a trash can with a tigh-fitting lid. The racoon will find and steal your garbage and will try to eat it!
Chuck: No, no, you're not supposed to paint my toe nails! I called you up here for a REASON, so that you could do your... specific duties... NOW!
Pedicurist: This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed at home...
Dan: Look, Vanessa, don't be mad...
Vanessa: You LIED to me Dan. You did sleep with Serena!
Dan: Hey! It takes two to lie! One to lie and one to listen!
Blair: Chuck! What are YOU doing here?
Chuck: Oh, Blair! Hi! Martha, this is Blair.
Blair: Martha! Don't belive a word he's saying! You cannot trust him! He's pure EVIL! Did you know that he once traded me for a hotel?
Chuck: Well, that's nothing! She... she... This one time, she slapped me in the face.
*Martha looks bothered*
Chuck: ... it was awesome...
Leighton: Hey, Ed! How's everything goin'? Yeah... oh, I'm not doing anything special...Well, anyway, I drowned Jessica in the fountain, isn't that great?
Jenny: Okey, show me the contestants of "Jenny Humphrey's new BFF". Oh, this girl looks polite, and this girl, I just looove her hair, and this... Ha-ha, VERY funny. Who assigned this banana to the competition?
Minion #2: Well, we didn't want you to be upset when you found out that there were only three people who wanted to compete for your friendship, so we assigned the banana because, well... you like that kinda ehrr... stuff... don't you?
They knew it was wrong, and even though he was recovering from a gun-shot, when they saw a certain Mother Chucker limping they couldn't do anything else than laugh.
J: Yeah, so I'm doin' great without you, Lily.
L: Really?
J: Uh-huh, I've got 6 marvelous babies.
R: You, a daddy? Do you even know how to make waffles?
J: I don't feed them. They're just a couple of Malawian babies, just an accesory, like...
L: Lika a Birkin-bag?
J: Sure, only cheaper.
Ed: So... what was your break-through?
Taylor: Well, I was in The Grinch...
Ed: Yeah, I can totally see that now, you played the green hairy dude, right?
Nate smiled when he thought about his perfect scheme. She still hadn't recognized the moustache he painted on her with a permanent pen. All he had to do now was in some way make her eyebrows grow together and she would stay a virgin forever. Yes indeed his plan was perfection.
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C: Nooo. I sw... swear to drunk I'm not... G... God.
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N: Oh, I already know that you're wearing a wig.
R: No, I'm not.
N: Then why is it slipping off your head? *confused*
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Jenny: Uhm, this is a cupboard.
You have nothing to lose! Buy your own Trash Bag™ today, and you'll get a CD with Taylor Momsen reading "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" for free!
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Pedicurist: This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed at home...
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Vanessa: You LIED to me Dan. You did sleep with Serena!
Dan: Hey! It takes two to lie! One to lie and one to listen!
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Chuck: Oh, Blair! Hi! Martha, this is Blair.
Blair: Martha! Don't belive a word he's saying! You cannot trust him! He's pure EVIL! Did you know that he once traded me for a hotel?
Chuck: Well, that's nothing! She... she... This one time, she slapped me in the face.
*Martha looks bothered*
Chuck: ... it was awesome...
Gossip Girl Season Four Trailer: Ooh La La!
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Minion #2: Well, we didn't want you to be upset when you found out that there were only three people who wanted to compete for your friendship, so we assigned the banana because, well... you like that kinda ehrr... stuff... don't you?
Gossip Girl in Paris: Behind the Scenes Videos
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L: Really?
J: Uh-huh, I've got 6 marvelous babies.
R: You, a daddy? Do you even know how to make waffles?
J: I don't feed them. They're just a couple of Malawian babies, just an accesory, like...
L: Lika a Birkin-bag?
J: Sure, only cheaper.
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"Yeah, so listen, my foot seem to be stuck, you need to come over here..."
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Gossip Girl UK Promo For Final Two Episodes
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Taylor: Well, I was in The Grinch...
Ed: Yeah, I can totally see that now, you played the green hairy dude, right?
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