Comments by Miss Marie

1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 158

   6/7/2011 10:09 PM
   
   Louis: Hey Blair! I got something real important to give to you!So just sit down and listen. It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box, babe. It's my dick in a box. My dick in a box girl!

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 155

   5/14/2011 5:52 AM
   
   Chuck(to Nate): Your fate could have been avoided if you had a sassy gay friend.
   Jack: He has you?

3. Taylor Momsen Shakes, Bakes

   11/16/2010 10:11 AM
   
   omg she is sooooo adorable.

4. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 34

   11/13/2010 1:11 AM
   
   Nespresso...what else?

5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 127

   10/29/2010 8:39 PM
   
   Colin: Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me!

6. Coming to Mystic Falls: More Vampires!

   10/28/2010 11:55 AM
   
   HELLO THERE SEXY VAMPIRES :)
   
   
   Does anyone else think older and stronger vampires are hotter than "newborns" ? (except for caroline)

7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 126

   10/23/2010 6:51 AM
   
   Dan:Can you take a message for Josh and Stephenie? MAKE DAIR HAPPEN OR I WILL QUIT THIS SHIT!

8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 122

   9/26/2010 10:28 AM
   
   "You know Blair, we are great together, but I have found something new and exciting. And it satisfies me in a way I never thought possible... Introducing Herbal Essence Fruit Fusions with an exhilarating new fragrance and natural excotic ingredients your hair will look naturally beautiful."
   CLEARLY SOMEONE HAS BEEN DOING THE HERBAL.

9. Ow, My Head

   9/11/2010 6:10 AM
   
   Fugly.
   That's all I have to say to this.

10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 120

    9/11/2010 6:03 AM
    
    Tibby, I LOVE YOURS :)

11. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 25

    9/11/2010 5:58 AM
    
    Then the lion fell in love with the lamb.

12. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 24

    9/10/2010 8:30 AM
    
    Stefan: The moment I first saw you, I knew I had to destroy you.
    Mason: Huh? And why is that? Is it because I showed up to a memorial in a wife beater? Because I look like I have been to prison? Because I am a werewolf?
    Stefan:Nope.It's because I don't trust men with curly hair.
    I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting!

13. Not Your Average Tourist

    8/29/2010 6:56 AM
    
    CINDERELLA!

14. Gossip Girl Season Four Trailer: Ooh La La!

    8/18/2010 6:00 PM
    
    THE ONLY THING EPIC ABOUT THIS TRAILER IS CHUCK'S CANE.
    
    
    
    
    JS.

15. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 21

    8/13/2010 5:20 PM
    
    Elena(crying):And then those girls started screaming DELENA FOREVER DELENA FOREVER... I don't even know...
    Stefan: Shhh, it's all good baby. Whatever happens next season, we are still endgame.

16. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 18

    7/25/2010 6:49 AM
    
    Spotted: Damon Salavatore lonesome at a bar. The glass of whiskey, the only one to keep him company. Looks like he could use someone to spend those lonely nights. We have 4 words for you, Damon:
    Blair Waldorf is single.

17. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 18

    7/25/2010 6:45 AM
    
    Dear Journal,
    Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer.
    And then at the parade,disaster. It was unmistakable.
    Stefan and Elena are totally in love.
    "Stelena". Everytime I try to destroy this cute and adorable, while sickening and annyoing realtionship it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
    Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a kabal of doughy misshapen teens.
    Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course its not me. Its Stefan. What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? You know, Journal, I noticed something yesterday. Of course. Its coming clear to me now.
    If I cant destroy this relationship, I will have to destroy the man!

18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 113

    7/23/2010 3:59 PM
    
    SCRATCH THE LAST ONE PLEASE
    Gossip Guide: How to be the best rebellious teenager EVER:
    1. Wear slutty make-up. Check.
    2. Wear even sluttier clothes. Check.
    3. Be a total bitch to your best friend. Check.
    4. Ignore whatever your parents say. Check.
    5. Rules were not made for you. Check.
    6. Date a drug dealer. Check.
    7. Deal with drugs. Check.
    8. Sleep with the guy who tried to rape you, when you were 14.
    Wait. What?!

19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 113

    7/23/2010 3:57 PM
    
    Gossip Guide: How to be the best rebellious teenager EVER:
    1. Wear slutty make-up. Check.
    2. Wear even sluttier clothes. Check.
    3. Be a total bitch to your best friend. Check.
    4. Ignore whatever your parents say. Check.
    5. Rules were not made for you. Check.
    6. Try to steal someone's boyfriend. Check.
    7. Sleep with the guy who tried to rape you, when you were 14.
    Wait. What?!

20. Strolling in the City of Light

    7/11/2010 9:56 AM
    
    I LOVE Blair's dress!!!

21. Such Good Friends

    7/11/2010 9:55 AM
    
    where has serenas jacket gone ?

22. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 109

    6/28/2010 5:38 AM
    
    N & S: Chuck?! Why are you dressed up as Jenny?!
    C: With Blair out of my life, I just don't care anymore...
    
    analeigh I love yours!

23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 109

    6/27/2010 1:59 PM
    
    Serena: Eric I knew you were gay... but a wig and a dress... seriously?
    Nate: I was about to kiss Eric?! OMG!
    Jenny: Wait. What?!

24. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 109

    6/26/2010 12:24 PM
    
    Jenny: Yes Dumbledores dies on page 596. Get over it.

25. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 109

    6/26/2010 12:21 PM
    
    Jenny: I have the best hair on the show.