Wasn't Chuck's mother named Mitzy? Where the hell did I get that from!?
Didn't Serena's hair look absolutely gorgeous? *Green with envy*
Didn't Lily look ten years younger?
Wasn't Maureen's hat totally awesome?
Didn't the writers made no justice to Tripp's character?
Isn't Jenny's reign ridiculous? Seriously. Yes, there's always a queen bee, yet no one discusses that stuff and talks about it like it's a crown for real.
Didn't Chuck look totally gorgeous with his Season 1 hair this episode?
Wasn't Jenny's beanie an immediate violation to the fashion code? Where's the damn Fashion Police when you need them the most!? And those bags were fugly as hell.
This girl whose name starts with K and I can't really remember, doesn't really fit the standard of skinny, tall, perfect, which I think is the main reason I like her so much. Bring her more often!
The girl with the green combination totally looked like Vanessa.
Talking about Vanessa: her Dan thingy was as forced as a bucket through a square. WTF?
From being these rich kids to having heart to hearts on hospital floors, can I just say "character growth from 100 to 10130240535"?
Finally! Someone that agrees with me in the choice of Serena!!
Come on, GG lovers. Tripp might be the nerdy Peter Parker with the always shocked expression, but you know you like this relationship. You know you do.
Who doesn't love a big scandal that involves an age gap as big as Serena's boobs, and a wife that thinks she's a fusion between Blair Waldorf and Poison Ivy?
And don't even get me started on Nate, because you are all very Natefused. Chace Crawford's acting skills suck, but he gets open doors because he's gorgeous. Beautiful people always do. So now he's there, trying to improve, kind of failing at doing so. A for effort, though! Double A for being a treat to the eye.
My favorite quote of the episode was definetely Chuck and the grab ass. Had me laughing for a while. Also, Blair asking Jenny how to deal with a brother. Haha.
It hasn't been the best episode so far--I think last week's was slightly better. Yet, I have to point out, that I was actually waiting for Serena and Nate to get together, not because I ship them, but because I had gotten used to this show's quick pace, arc-less episodes. I was gladly surprised at her decision.
Bravo, Serena! Be the dumb tramp we love!
Don't know who said this, but it was hilarious: No Boobs=No Brain. Accurate as hell.
Dan and Serena deserve each other. They are the show's more bland characters after Jenny, Nate, Aaron Rose and his ex Lexy, Gabriel, Poppy Lifton, Vanessa's Mother, Lily van der Woodsen and her younger self, Allison, Rufu's random hook ups, the Thai Ho named Bo, the New York whore with complex of Cecilia Bolocco called Elle, those stupid college dudes that kidnapped Chuck, Agnes, Georgina's parents and bodyguard, Pete, the Dean of Yale, Headmistress Queller, Nate's Grandfather, Tripp, Olivia, Tyra Banks and her assistant or something, Amanda, Elise, the cool-and-rich actors at NYU, the creepy old dude Eleonor banged, blablabla.
You get the point.
And I'm sorry, but as much as I want that Jenny bitch to be miserable on this show, I don't see anything working on E's favor.
I love eveything this couple embodies: betrayal, lust, scandal.
Can we make it last at least one more episode? I get a feeling I will miss them once it's all about Serenate. Nate is boring, no matter whom is he paired with.
For some sick, gossipy reason, I just love Tripp and Serena together.
I do have to say, though, she showed how much of a whore she can really be by almost kissing Nate, then going and banging his cousin the same night. Really, Serena!? Chuck is one step of proposing to Blair and having little conniving children with her. What the hell are you doing!?
She just needs to grow up.
BUT!!!!!!!!! Please give me a healthy dose of hot scandal first!
(By the way, on that promo, the elevator scene was H-O-T! Like they desperately needed each other on that moment. Right. There. I can definetely relate.)
What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode?
I did not exactly love anything, but this is hilarious: "As for said creepy grandfather: Considering that he hung up on Tripp without revealing his plan, I assume his goal is to save money on cell phone minutes and use the extra cash to do something mischievous." LOL!
2. Chuck and Blair's game: Hot, boring or asking for trouble?
At first I thought it was asking for trouble, but then it just got plain boring! It wasn't very original of the writers; I have read things like that on the fanfiction community over and over again. We are still on recession people, but work as if you were getting a raise because of it!
(Shouldn't Chuck know better than to tease girls skinnier and prettier than Blair? Where did the bulimia go?)
3. Rate Vanessa's uselessness this week on a scale of 1-10.
I'm just going to wonder how the hell she got on that polo game. WTF!? Then that weird dude got in too, for God's sake! Btw, the hight difference when they kissed just made the kiss even more bleh than it was! And yes, Gossip Guy, her hair was absolutely disgusting. Jenny's was really greasy too. They should just stop bugging the UES, and go work on a fast food or something; they should appreciate additional grease.
But on a scale of 1 to 10, I think 9.
4. Will Nate really cut ties with his family - and what does his grandfather have up his sleeve?
Even though Nate's family is kind of a monarchy, I think Nate will not cut ties wit his family. Joanna Garcia is just a guest star; that should give us a hint. And up his sleeve, his grandfather must have one big cellphone bill, because that call was as short as the Duffster.
5. Do you like the new Dan?
For no apparent reason I have always hated Dan. So, rich Dan is no different. Besides, he's not really rich anyway.
BONUS QUESTION: How do you feel about Serena and Carter as a couple?
They are surprisingly good. When he pulled out his cheesiness on her, he did it with style--just like Carter Baizen would.
Pretty Little Liars
Twisted
Comments by Bitch Elizabeth the Third
Gossip Girl Round Table: Season Five Premiere
BRING THEM BACK.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 137
Blair: Now would be a good time to start shutting your pie hole, Serena.
Warning: Major Gossip Girl Spoiler Ahead
How very Jersey Shore. Hey, Vanessa, why aren't you there!?
Let's just pray to our lucky stars that Chuck will be back with a rock.
Tonight's Gossip Girl: "Dan de Fleurette"
Ed Westwick and ...
Miss Blake
Tripp, Serena
I know I did.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81
Nate: Look into the light!
Gag Reel, anyone?
What Did You Think of "The Debarted"?
Didn't Serena's hair look absolutely gorgeous? *Green with envy*
Didn't Lily look ten years younger?
Wasn't Maureen's hat totally awesome?
Didn't the writers made no justice to Tripp's character?
Isn't Jenny's reign ridiculous? Seriously. Yes, there's always a queen bee, yet no one discusses that stuff and talks about it like it's a crown for real.
Didn't Chuck look totally gorgeous with his Season 1 hair this episode?
Wasn't Jenny's beanie an immediate violation to the fashion code? Where's the damn Fashion Police when you need them the most!? And those bags were fugly as hell.
This girl whose name starts with K and I can't really remember, doesn't really fit the standard of skinny, tall, perfect, which I think is the main reason I like her so much. Bring her more often!
The girl with the green combination totally looked like Vanessa.
Talking about Vanessa: her Dan thingy was as forced as a bucket through a square. WTF?
From being these rich kids to having heart to hearts on hospital floors, can I just say "character growth from 100 to 10130240535"?
Chuck and Blair melt my heart.
Gossip Girl Round Table: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Come on, GG lovers. Tripp might be the nerdy Peter Parker with the always shocked expression, but you know you like this relationship. You know you do.
Who doesn't love a big scandal that involves an age gap as big as Serena's boobs, and a wife that thinks she's a fusion between Blair Waldorf and Poison Ivy?
And don't even get me started on Nate, because you are all very Natefused. Chace Crawford's acting skills suck, but he gets open doors because he's gorgeous. Beautiful people always do. So now he's there, trying to improve, kind of failing at doing so. A for effort, though! Double A for being a treat to the eye.
PS: What's on that stupid letter anyway?
Gossip Girl Round Table: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
It hasn't been the best episode so far--I think last week's was slightly better. Yet, I have to point out, that I was actually waiting for Serena and Nate to get together, not because I ship them, but because I had gotten used to this show's quick pace, arc-less episodes. I was gladly surprised at her decision.
Bravo, Serena! Be the dumb tramp we love!
Don't know who said this, but it was hilarious: No Boobs=No Brain. Accurate as hell.
Dan and Serena deserve each other. They are the show's more bland characters after Jenny, Nate, Aaron Rose and his ex Lexy, Gabriel, Poppy Lifton, Vanessa's Mother, Lily van der Woodsen and her younger self, Allison, Rufu's random hook ups, the Thai Ho named Bo, the New York whore with complex of Cecilia Bolocco called Elle, those stupid college dudes that kidnapped Chuck, Agnes, Georgina's parents and bodyguard, Pete, the Dean of Yale, Headmistress Queller, Nate's Grandfather, Tripp, Olivia, Tyra Banks and her assistant or something, Amanda, Elise, the cool-and-rich actors at NYU, the creepy old dude Eleonor banged, blablabla.
You get the point.
And I'm sorry, but as much as I want that Jenny bitch to be miserable on this show, I don't see anything working on E's favor.
I hope I'm proven wrong, though.
Mistress
She's not thin-thin, but she has the perfect figure to go with her height, making her look healthy and gorgeous. So jealous of her height. T.T
Strip
Can we make it last at least one more episode? I get a feeling I will miss them once it's all about Serenate. Nate is boring, no matter whom is he paired with.
PS: Trip: Peter Parker, much?
Round Table: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"
I do have to say, though, she showed how much of a whore she can really be by almost kissing Nate, then going and banging his cousin the same night. Really, Serena!? Chuck is one step of proposing to Blair and having little conniving children with her. What the hell are you doing!?
She just needs to grow up.
BUT!!!!!!!!! Please give me a healthy dose of hot scandal first!
(By the way, on that promo, the elevator scene was H-O-T! Like they desperately needed each other on that moment. Right. There. I can definetely relate.)
Miss Lively
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 75
J: This is Chuck Bass we are talking about. He kissed ME!
New Mean Girls
Hobos rejoice.
Holy Crap, J
That's Taylor Momsen.
And she's just plain vulgarity.
Go away, annoying Halloween wannabe.
Old Fashioned Chair
They look gorgeous.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 72
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 72
Olivia: Definitely Hollywood glamourous. Next stop will be buying you some panties, so there will be no accidents with the paparazzi.
JDV
Serena and Carter Picture
But I love them together. They are a mini-Chuck & Blair.
Gossip Girl Round Table: "Reversals of Fortune"
I did not exactly love anything, but this is hilarious: "As for said creepy grandfather: Considering that he hung up on Tripp without revealing his plan, I assume his goal is to save money on cell phone minutes and use the extra cash to do something mischievous." LOL!
2. Chuck and Blair's game: Hot, boring or asking for trouble?
At first I thought it was asking for trouble, but then it just got plain boring! It wasn't very original of the writers; I have read things like that on the fanfiction community over and over again. We are still on recession people, but work as if you were getting a raise because of it!
(Shouldn't Chuck know better than to tease girls skinnier and prettier than Blair? Where did the bulimia go?)
3. Rate Vanessa's uselessness this week on a scale of 1-10.
I'm just going to wonder how the hell she got on that polo game. WTF!? Then that weird dude got in too, for God's sake! Btw, the hight difference when they kissed just made the kiss even more bleh than it was! And yes, Gossip Guy, her hair was absolutely disgusting. Jenny's was really greasy too. They should just stop bugging the UES, and go work on a fast food or something; they should appreciate additional grease.
But on a scale of 1 to 10, I think 9.
4. Will Nate really cut ties with his family - and what does his grandfather have up his sleeve?
Even though Nate's family is kind of a monarchy, I think Nate will not cut ties wit his family. Joanna Garcia is just a guest star; that should give us a hint. And up his sleeve, his grandfather must have one big cellphone bill, because that call was as short as the Duffster.
5. Do you like the new Dan?
For no apparent reason I have always hated Dan. So, rich Dan is no different. Besides, he's not really rich anyway.
BONUS QUESTION: How do you feel about Serena and Carter as a couple?
They are surprisingly good. When he pulled out his cheesiness on her, he did it with style--just like Carter Baizen would.
Our Girl S
Marchesa rules.