Where the heck did the nicknames go?! BRING THEM BACK.
Serana: No revenge is worth the calories, B. Blair: Now would be a good time to start shutting your pie hole, Serena.
He so hits Blair. How very Jersey Shore. Hey, Vanessa, why aren't you there!? Let's just pray to our lucky stars that Chuck will be back with a rock.
Wasn't this episode shown last week? What's the point of repeating it?
It did, right!?!
I love her outfit and hair style, but wtf with her shoes.
He might be a jerk, but you know you enjoyed it! I know I did.
Dan: I think it's coming...it's coming... Nate: Look into the light! Gag Reel, anyone?
Wasn't Chuck's mother named Mitzy? Where the hell did I get that from!? Didn't Serena's hair look absolutely gorgeous? *Green with envy* Didn't Lily look ten years younger? Wasn't Maureen's hat totally awesome? Didn't the writers made no justice to Tripp's character? Isn't Jenny's reign ridiculous? Seriously. Yes, there's always a queen bee, yet no one discusses that stuff and talks about it like it's a crown for real. Didn't Chuck look totally gorgeous with his Season 1 hair this episode? Wasn't Jenny's beanie an immediate violation to the fashion code? Where's the damn Fashion Police when you need them the most!? And those bags were fugly as hell. This girl whose name starts with K and I can't really remember, doesn't really fit the standard of skinny, tall, perfect, which I think is the main reason I like her so much. Bring her more often! The girl with the green combination totally looked like Vanessa. Talking about Vanessa: her Dan thingy was as forced as a bucket through a square. WTF? From being these rich kids to having heart to hearts on hospital floors, can I just say "character growth from 100 to 10130240535"? Chuck and Blair melt my heart.
Finally! Someone that agrees with me in the choice of Serena!! Come on, GG lovers. Tripp might be the nerdy Peter Parker with the always shocked expression, but you know you like this relationship. You know you do. Who doesn't love a big scandal that involves an age gap as big as Serena's boobs, and a wife that thinks she's a fusion between Blair Waldorf and Poison Ivy? And don't even get me started on Nate, because you are all very Natefused. Chace Crawford's acting skills suck, but he gets open doors because he's gorgeous. Beautiful people always do. So now he's there, trying to improve, kind of failing at doing so. A for effort, though! Double A for being a treat to the eye. PS: What's on that stupid letter anyway?
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