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  1. Gossip Girl Sneak Peek: "The Princesses and the Frog"

    Is there anything in the world less reassuring than the words "I'll do my best" from the mouth of Nate Archibald?
  2. Latest Gossip Girl Promo: "The Kids Are Not All Right"

    Why not just call Grandma Cece?
  3. Gothic Barbie Surfaces at MTV Europe Music Awards

    no it's just an amazingly good push up bra from Victoria Secret.
  4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 128

    Chuck: Okay...what if I get the buffalo wings? Then-
    Serena: You guys, the restaurant closed three hours ago.
  5. Gossip Girl Season Four Trailer: Ooh La La!

    I don't know much French, but I do know that "au pair" is sometimes used as a colloquialism meaning "nanny", so yeah..
  6. Whoa, Blake

    tracts of land?
  7. Best Friends at a Crossroads

    I'm so glad they're spending the summer together. I feel like they haven't had as much friend-time this year.
  8. Gossip Girl Sneak Previews: "Last Tango, Then Paris"

    Soo....Georgina's coming back as a Russian mail-order bride? lol
  9. Little JH

    i hope she comes back next season with short hair.
  10. Three More Gossip Girl Clips: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"

    I love how Jenny's like I was just a drug dealer for a little while and was already punished for it, like it's something he should just get over easily. My parents would have never let me leave the house again if they found out I was dealing.
  11. More Gossip Girl Sneak Previews: "It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World"

    We've made it to the end of Season 3 and Nate is just now "starting to feel cheap"?
  12. Dr. and Serena van der Woodsen

    She reminds me of one of Warhol's Superstars here...which I mean as a compliment.
  13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 98

    Nate thinking: "If I can get her to eat just one bite, I'll win the bet with Dan"
  14. Serenate and Dorota

    Not to be redundant, but...ERIC!!!!!
  15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 96

    @DarkPrincess
    "Nate: Hey! One Efron-a-like at a time, dude!"

    I was going to put something similar, but yours is more clever than what I was thinking.
  16. Two Promos For Next Week: "The Debarted"

    *the

    Not that the wolves don't go nicely with the background music, but I somehow doubt they're a significant plot point.
  17. Two Promos For Next Week: "The Debarted"

    WTF is with wolves?
  18. Two Sneak Previews of "The Debarted"

    @THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT REAL

    As a fellow student of anthropology, then you should know that one of the first things they teach you is about the problems of assuming a position of intellectual superiority or situating yourself as the "objective" observer of other's practices. Way to do the field a disservice.
  19. Two Sneak Previews of "The Debarted"

    Did Nate nod when he said "He's a douche" as a way of agreeing that Paul Hoffman and Vanessa do have a lot in common? If so, I officially declare Nate my new favorite character.
  20. Blake Lively Addresses Rumors on Late Night

    She keeps getting weirder and weirder and I love her for it.
  21. Three More Clips: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"

    *them

    So...yeah I was just going to post my correction to my previous post but GGI wouldn't let me because it was too short of a comment. Weird.
  22. Three More Clips: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"

    @JKay

    I'm okay with Serena/Trip and Serena/whoever else because I'm living in a fantasy world where she would dump then in a heartbeat if Carter came back.
  23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 77

    Trip: ...and that's the alphabet.

    Serena: I see.
  24. Serenate or Strip?

    Serena and Trip: Uh, Nate, do you mind? We're kind of on a date here.
  25. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 76

    What are Season 1's writers doing tied up on that corner?

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