Serena: There are only two ways of becoming an It-Girl: Sleeping with Nate or dressing up as a raccoon.
Lola: Thanks for lending me your dress, but it was actually a bit too big for me...
Serena: Oh, don't worry, you'll grow into the Rhodes cup size.
Lola: That's not the part I was talking about.
Lola: Are you sure you don't mind me borrowing your clothes?
Serena: Of course not, but you might want to stuff your bra before you try anything on.
Serena: What is it with you people and stealing my debutant dress?
Lola: I'm worried Nate might still have feelings for Diana!
Serena: Really, that's interesting! Will you hang on a second, I need to pee.
[2 minutes later]
Serena: Oh my god, what a coincidence. Gossip Girl just posted a blast about Nate and Diana going to the fashion show together tonight!
Lola: Well, in that case I'm bringing a hot sixteen-year-old date, to make Nate jealous.
Serena: Excuse me, I think I have to pee again.
Serena: So, what do you think of Gossip Girl?
Lola: I don't know, she doesn't seem that relevant at the moment.
Serena: Oh, what's that? Look, she just posted a huge scandal about you! Pretty relevant, eh?
Lola: Nah, some pathetic blogger's opinion doesn't bother me.
Serena: Not even the most relevant pathetic blogger's opinion?
Lola: Like I said, I don't really care. Anyway, I'm going home. See you later!
Serena: ...RELEVANT, RELEVANT, RELEVANT!
THE MERMAID THEORY! the writers truly are geniuses...
i hate that the writers have kind of started setting jack and emily up as endgame but failed to create any chemistry between them!! jack is such a creep... please just stay in montreal. please.
as for victoria's lover, i definitely don't think it's david clarke a few plastic surgeries later. seriously? how does that make any sense? you really think a wrongly accused convict would have faked his death, changed his looks, gotten an accent, not have told his beloved daughter a word and stayed in New York and pursued a painting career just so he could bump into his ex one day and bang her? just like that?
but the theory about emily paying him doesn't seem too far fetched. this is revenge after all... i just don't know how this connects to her whole scheme but then again we never know.
bring on HIMYM caption contests!!
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