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76. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

    9/26/2012 6:02 PM
    
    Chuck: Serena, can you stand on my left please? You're blocking my good side.

77. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

    9/25/2012 6:01 AM
    
    Serena: Chuck, what are you doing with your face?
    Chuck: I'm practicing my new look.
    Serena: Your "I'm Chuck Bass" look?
    Chuck: No. Magnum!

78. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

    9/25/2012 5:58 AM
    
    Chuck: And this look I call Blue Steel! Then there's also Ferrari and LeTigre. LeTigre is a lot softer - more of a catalogue look. I use it for footwear sometimes.

79. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

    9/23/2012 10:13 AM
    
    Chuck: I may or may not have a sex tape of Dan and me...
    Serena: Wait, that's my line!
    Chuck: I don't think so...

80. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

    9/23/2012 10:11 AM
    
    Chuck: You know, we're the only two main characters who haven't slept with each other yet...
    Serena: Ew! Chuck! You're my stepbrother!
    Chuck: So is Dan!
    Serena: Yes... but that's different. Dan is... *sigh*... something special!
    Chuck: *sigh*... yeah, he really is!

81. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

    9/21/2012 7:06 PM
    
    Chuck: I have a feeling we should kiss.
    Serena: I sometimes have a feeling I can do Crystal Meth but then I think... yeah, why not!
    
    (reference to the new movie pitch perfect)

82. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

    9/21/2012 1:07 PM
    
    Chuck: So I heard Ivy and Rufus are getting it on...
    Serena: What? Ivy is sleeping with someone I haven't slept with yet?
    Chuck: I know, even I thought that was impossible.

83. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 222

    9/4/2012 10:05 AM
    
    Blair: ...and then I professed my love for Chuck and spent the whole summer in Europe together with him. So what did you do all summer?
    Serena: The same, basically... if you replace the Chuck with Cocaine and Europe with a dumpster.

84. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 222

    9/2/2012 5:01 PM
    
    Serena: What's that bulk under your blanket?
    Blair: It's just... my belly! I'm pregnant!
    Serena: What? Congratulations, B! Hey, I think I felt the baby kicking!
    Blair: Feel free to kick back!

85. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 222

    9/2/2012 2:23 PM
    
    Serena: That movie was fantastic, B! It had such an amazing message. I see the world with different eyes now... Life is too short! I have to live my life to the fullest!
    Blair: That's what you said last time and yet you spent all of the next day watching a video of a cat playing the piano.

86. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 222

    9/1/2012 12:49 PM
    
    Blair: And then I said I didn't want to bet against him anymore and I finished the whole metaphor by saying "I'm all in!"
    Serena: Funny, that's what Dan said the other night.

87. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 222

    9/1/2012 12:46 PM
    
    Blair: Is it just me or does this feel like Caption Contest 139?

88. Suits Summer Finale Review: Your Team

    8/26/2012 11:58 AM
    
    mike ross and rachel zane... kinda sounds like ross and rachel. coincidence? i think not...

89. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 125

    8/20/2012 5:24 PM
    
    Rebekah: Are you free tonight?
    Stefan: Damn right I'm free. This is America.

90. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

    8/20/2012 5:07 PM
    
    Error: The message you wrote on May 17th 2010 to Chuck Bass could not be delivered: "I'm running late to meet you on top the Empire State Building, Dorota's in labor. See you soon. B"

91. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

    8/20/2012 5:00 PM
    
    Penelope, buy 10 new yellow outfits for you and the other minions. We're setting a trend.

92. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 125

    8/18/2012 5:42 AM
    
    Stefan: Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful in that dress?
    Rebekah: has anyone ever told you that you look like Nate Archibald from this angle?

93. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

    8/18/2012 5:40 AM
    
    Let's see what kind of stuff Gossip Girl has been posting recently... Poppy Lifton is coming back to the Upper East Side... Serena's got a new love interest... Are Chuck and Blair dating again... what's this? Spotted: Dorota at H&M? She is going down!!

94. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

    8/18/2012 5:34 AM
    
    Chuck: Blair,we need to talk about your status updates!
    Blair: Why?
    Chuck: They come across a bit arrogant! Let me pull up your profile... here we go: Working on a scheme, Just came back from a scheme, Just saved the Upper East Side with a scheme, Working on two schemes at once while polishing my nails, Out scheming with Dorota, Just saved the Upper East Side with another scheme. You're flooding everyone's news feed with the same message!
    Blair: So? You're not one to talk! Let's check out your status updates, shall we? I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. How is that not arrogant?
    Chuck: Because it's the truth!
    Blair: So is what I post.I scheme all the time, that's what I do. I'm probably going to scheme tomorrow.
    Chuck: And I'm going to be Chuck Bass tomorrow. Because I'm Chuck Bass. Heheh, I'm gonna tweet that real quick.
    Blair: I'm starting to think you just started this conversation so you could say "I'm Chuck Bass!"

95. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

    8/18/2012 5:29 AM
    
    Time to change my relationship status... hmm, what shall I put? "In A Relationship"? "It's Complicated"? Oh what the hell, let's just put "Engaged", that way I won't have to change it again 10 episodes from now.

96. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

    8/18/2012 5:24 AM
    
    Darn, message is too long. Anyway it ends with:
    
    Blair: I'm starting to think you just started this conversation so you could say "I'm Chuck Bass".

97. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

    8/18/2012 5:23 AM
    
    Chuck: Blair... we need to talk about your status updates!
    Blair: Why?
    Chuck: They come across a bit arrogant... here, let me pull up your profile... here we go: Working on a scheme, just came back from a scheme, just saved the Upper East Side with a scheme, just perfected my new scheme, working on two schemes at once while polishing my nails, out scheming with Dorota, just saved the Upper East Side with another scheme... See, you're flooding everybody's news feed with the same message!
    Blair: So? You're not one to talk... let's check out your status updates, shall we? I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. How is that not arrogant?
    Chuck: Because it's the truth!
    Blair: So is what I post.I scheme all the time, that's what I do. I'm probably going to scheme tomorrow.
    Chuck: And I'm going to be Chuck Bass tomorrow. Because I'm Chuck Bass. Heheh, I'm gonna tweet that real quick.
    Blair: I'm starting to think you just started this conversation so you could say "I'm Chuck Bass".
    Chuck: I'm starting to think you're on to something.

98. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

    8/18/2012 5:03 AM
    
    Blair: Let's see what's new on Facebook...
    Dan Humphrey is away with Georgina Sparks... who cares about those two anyway?
    Jenny Humphrey listed Rocky the Raccoon as her sibling... why haven't I defriended that bitch yet?
    Serena is at Grand Central Station with Some Weird Drug Dealer... as usual...
    Ivy Dickins posted something on Lola Rhodes' wall: "Let's take Lily down"... meh, I'll take care of that when it's already gotten super-dramatic...
    Oooh, Dorota bought a donkey on FarmVille? I want a donkey!! Well, better start harvesting...

99. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

    8/18/2012 4:34 AM
    
    Blair: Well, Serena, I've got a riddle for you.. what starts with P and ends with my finger in your face? That's right.. POKE! God, I love Facebook.

100. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 220

     8/18/2012 4:32 AM
     
     Blair: This fight with Serena is getting out of hand. From now on, it's war. That's right... a poke war!