Damon: What has this world come to?
Alaric: What do you mean?
Damon: What do i mean?!? Edward Cullen, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and now that stupid penguin that likes to be tickled.
Damon: I think im in for a lawsuit with Elena.
Alaric: Well i used to date a girl who turned out to be one hell of a lawyer. I could give you her number, if you dont mind her being blonde.
Damon: I mean he SPARKLES! Who would be stupid enough to be sucked into that crap?
Alaric: i um totally understand what you um mean. I'll be right back
Damon: I can't believe i got kicked out of my own house.
Alaric: well technically its-
Damon: Oh shut up will you or i'm gonna turn YOU into a vampire next.
Alaric: Honestly, i dont know how you're gonna get out of this one. I mean werewolf bite? Really?
Damon: I wouldnt doubt the writers, they havent killed me off yet.
Katherine: Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
Klaus: If what you're thinking is "I cant wait to kill you to break my curse" then yes, i am.
Katherine: Actually, i was just wondering where jeremy and Bonnie disappeared to this episode.
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The Vampire Diaries Spoilers: Who Will Save Damon?
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Julian Morris as Wren: Returning to Pretty Little Liars!
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Damon: Just saw Elena and Stefan canoodling in my bed
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Alaric: What do you mean?
Damon: What do i mean?!? Edward Cullen, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and now that stupid penguin that likes to be tickled.
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Alaric: Well i used to date a girl who turned out to be one hell of a lawyer. I could give you her number, if you dont mind her being blonde.
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Alaric: i um totally understand what you um mean. I'll be right back
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Damon: Milk was a bad choice
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Alaric: shut up, you're scaring away all the regulars
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Alaric: well technically its-
Damon: Oh shut up will you or i'm gonna turn YOU into a vampire next.
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Alaric: Dude, wrong show.
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Damon: I wouldnt doubt the writers, they havent killed me off yet.
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Klaus: Maybe in a couple of hundred years. You know, if I'm in the mood for a change.
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Klaus: If what you're thinking is "I cant wait to kill you to break my curse" then yes, i am.
Katherine: Actually, i was just wondering where jeremy and Bonnie disappeared to this episode.
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Klaus: Why thats sex panther. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
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Glee Spoilers: Who is Dying? Who is Breaking Up?
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He's snatchin your people up
Tryna rape em so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband
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