Comments by Ronjay2309

1. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 112

   5/15/2012 11:13 AM
   
   Jenna: Seriously, it's ridiculous.
   Elena: There's nothing slutty about this cheerleader uniform, Jenna.
   Jenna: Yeah, right. Good luck breaking up with Matt wearing this.

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 207

   5/15/2012 11:07 AM
   
   Serena: "Ugh."

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 207

   5/15/2012 11:07 AM
   
   Dan: I hope she didn't see my amateur painting.
   Blair: I did.

4. Advanced Hart of Dixie Review: Alabama, Here We Come!

   9/17/2011 1:48 PM
   
   I don't get it. How can you write a review when the pilot episode airs on september 26?

5. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 272

   8/1/2011 6:19 PM
   
   And this is my orgasm face.

6. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 272

   8/1/2011 6:18 PM
   
   Oh my... I will never watch True Blood again! Vampires are supposed to sparkle.

7. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 272

   8/1/2011 6:17 PM
   
   Elena kissed Damon?!

8. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 272

   8/1/2011 6:16 PM
   
   (Reaction to the kiss of Damon and Elena in the season finale of The Vanpire Diaries)

9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

   7/24/2011 10:55 AM
   
   You had that picture before.

10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 162

    7/6/2011 5:46 PM
    
    Serena: You're gonna be a father!
    Dan: Seriously, Serena? I'm not gonna fall for that twice. Georgina, remember?
    Serena (thinking): Okay, it really must be Blair's test.

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 162

    7/6/2011 5:42 PM
    
    Dan: You use the stick to get it in the hole.
    Serena: I told you I played this game before.
    Dan: Yeah, I know... Okay, stupid idea, let's have sex.
    Serena: Okay.

12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 162

    7/6/2011 5:39 PM
    
    Dan: Again, this is not pole dancing, It's billiards. You use this stick, called cue, to get as many balls of your colour in the holes.
    Serena: You are so funny and smart and I can see my reflection in your eyes!

13. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

    7/6/2011 3:26 PM
    
    Vicky: Guess what, I got the name of Elijah's hairdresser.

14. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

    7/6/2011 3:24 PM
    
    Matt: Vicky, we have to talk to you.
    Vicky: Is butter a carb?
    Tyler (grins): Yes.
    Matt: Vicky, you're wearing blue. It's Monday.
    Vicky: So...?
    Matt: So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
    Vicky: Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
    Tyler: They were real that day I wore plaid!
    Vicky: Because plaid is disgusting!
    Matt (screams): You can't sit with us!
    Vicky (hesitating): These are the only clothes I have as a ghost. [pause] Fine! You can walk home, bitches.

15. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

    7/6/2011 3:13 PM
    
    Vicky: I met mom.
    Matt: What? Where? I told her to leave, for good. But, how is she? Is she okay?
    Vicky: Yup. (smirks)
    Tyler (looking at Kelly right behind Matt): Stop giving me that look, I told you that was one time. You're my best friend's ghost mother, I can't.

16. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

    7/6/2011 3:12 PM
    
    Vicky: I met mom.
    Matt: What? Where? I told her to leave, for good. But, how is she? Is she okay?
    Vicky: Yup.
    Tyler (looking at Kelly right behind Matt): Stop giving me that look, I told you that was one time. You're my best friend's ghost mother, I can't.

17. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

    7/6/2011 3:03 PM
    
    Vicky: Guess what, Tyler has a micro penis.
    Tyler (thinking): I hope he didn't hear that. I'm just gonna pretend I can't see her.
    Matt (thinking): Okay, if I'm starting to laugh now, he thinks I'm crazy. So just ignore her, Matt. Just ignore her.
    Vicky: It's getting awkward, huh?

18. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

    7/6/2011 2:19 PM
    
    Matt: Okay, it's cool that you're back and all, but you really need to stop painting my face every night.
    Vicky: But I'm bored, because ghosts don't sleep. And by the way, the eyeliner suits you well.
    Tyler (thinking): It really does.

19. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

    7/6/2011 2:16 PM
    
    Vicky: So, I'm back for revenge and I hope you can see and hear me, because I'm gonna tell you some things about Tyler...
    Tyler: Oh god..
    Vicky:...starting with the size of his penis.
    Tyler:Just shut up.
    Matt: Who are you talking to?
    Tyler: Thank god! Er.. never mind, let's order.

20. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    6/24/2011 2:27 PM
    
    Chuck (thinking): Seriously? Comparing me to that Damon Salvator guy?
    Jenny (thinking): Damn it, I'm gonna need those teeth to complete the look.

21. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    6/24/2011 2:22 PM
    
    Chuck: Dance with me.
    Jenny: What’s the point, Chuck? We’re never going to be them. You said so, remember? It’s not for us.
    Chuck: Maybe. But I wouldn’t change us. Not if it meant losing what we have.
    Jenny: And what do we have, Chuck? You tell me.
    Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
    Blair (in the background): What the...?

22. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 266

    6/24/2011 2:05 PM
    
    Meredith: Spider glue, spider glue does whatever a spiderglue does.
    Christina: I'm so gonna kick Derek's ass.

23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

    6/24/2011 2:04 PM
    
    Chuck: Ugh, another homeless guy wants to get in.
    Jenny: I think he's kinda cute.
    Chuck: Please continue to tour with your band and your duck tape.

24. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 266

    6/24/2011 9:32 AM
    
    Christina: Seriously, what are you doing?
    Meredith: I told you, this is dough and I'm baking a cake.
    Christina: No wonder Derek didn't want another annoying person in his life.

25. We're Not in Kansas Anymore

    6/6/2011 8:59 PM
    
    just so you know: this was not one episode. "We're not in Kansas anymore" ends at the beach after Naomi's party.
    After that it's another episode called "The Jet Set".
    It might be confusing to some people who haven't seen it when it originally aired at the same day.