Mark: Where'd you learn how to use this iPhone?Jackson: From you, alright? I learned it by watching you!
...and in the end, "Most Popular" and "Most Likely to Get a Wedgie" got married and lived happily ever after. The end.
Izzie: Who is that hottie in the picture?Christina: Oh that's Henry. He was married to Teddy but he's dead now.Izzie: Well you know what they say, 'til death do us part.Alex: Great. Denny the sequel.
Avery: What the heck is that thing?Owen: It's a penis, Avery. Nothing you have to worry about.
Mark: What exactly are we looking at?Derek: Well, either that guy has a light bulb in his butt or his colon has a great idea.
Derek: Ooh chief! How did he do that?April: Is that what they mean by the phrase "base on balls"?Derek & Jackson: No.
Alex: Everything on the bar has some form of turkey or dressing in it. Don't they think we've seen enough Thanksgiving food?Jackson: Hey, I spent my holiday with lactose intolerant, low-sodium diet eating vegetarians. Right now I'd eat those lab rats with a side of gravy.Alex: Sorry I asked.
Callie: See how cute? Forget heart in a box, we should put HER in a box. Wait, that didn't come out right. Hey, speaking of coming out......
Meredith (thinking): Oh hurry up. Say "I do" already. I can't keep this dress up over my boobs forever.
April: I see dead people. Oh wait, I'm in the morgue.
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