Comments by samsmom

1. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 331

   9/27/2012 9:44 PM
   
   Mark: Where'd you learn how to use this iPhone?
   Jackson: From you, alright? I learned it by watching you!

2. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 299

   2/9/2012 2:16 PM
   
   ...and in the end, "Most Popular" and "Most Likely to Get a Wedgie" got married and lived happily ever after. The end.

3. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 298

   1/28/2012 2:32 AM
   
   Izzie: Who is that hottie in the picture?
   Christina: Oh that's Henry. He was married to Teddy but he's dead now.
   Izzie: Well you know what they say, 'til death do us part.
   Alex: Great. Denny the sequel.

4. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 296

   1/20/2012 12:24 PM
   
   Avery: What the heck is that thing?
   Owen: It's a penis, Avery. Nothing you have to worry about.

5. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 295

   1/6/2012 10:56 PM
   
   Mark: What exactly are we looking at?
   Derek: Well, either that guy has a light bulb in his butt or his colon has a great idea.

6. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 291

   12/12/2011 9:11 PM
   
   Derek: Ooh chief! How did he do that?
   April: Is that what they mean by the phrase "base on balls"?
   Derek & Jackson: No.

7. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 289

   11/25/2011 8:03 PM
   
   Alex: Everything on the bar has some form of turkey or dressing in it. Don't they think we've seen enough Thanksgiving food?
   Jackson: Hey, I spent my holiday with lactose intolerant, low-sodium diet eating vegetarians. Right now I'd eat those lab rats with a side of gravy.
   Alex: Sorry I asked.

8. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 286

   11/6/2011 1:24 AM
   
   Callie: See how cute? Forget heart in a box, we should put HER in a box. Wait, that didn't come out right. Hey, speaking of coming out......

9. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 275

   8/25/2011 11:47 PM
   
   Meredith (thinking): Oh hurry up. Say "I do" already. I can't keep this dress up over my boobs forever.

10. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 272

    7/31/2011 11:40 PM
    
    April: I see dead people. Oh wait, I'm in the morgue.

11. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 271

    7/23/2011 10:17 PM
    
    Bailey: No Mark! This is a no farting zone.
    Mark: Wasn't me.
    Callie: It was me. Psshhh I am stupid drunk right now.

12. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 270

    7/15/2011 5:48 PM
    
    Izzy: I can't believe I wore these shoes with this head scarf. Why didn't you guys stop me?
    Alex: Hey, if it helps, they don't match your purse either.
    Christina: Alex, go home and look up the word "help" in the dictionary.

13. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 269

    7/8/2011 11:05 PM
    
    Meredith: Why are you taking me off the heart valve replacement?
    Derek: You're on probation for charting on post-its.
    Meredith: It worked for our wedding.

14. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 268

    7/1/2011 5:56 PM
    
    Teddy: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
    Henry: Quarters. It's laundry day.
    Teddy: Well that's a turn-off.
    Henry: I'm doing my sheets. I have a really big bed.
    Teddy: Hey we're back to turn-on.

15. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 266

    6/18/2011 4:26 PM
    
    Meredith: Knock knock.
    Christina: Um...who's there?
    Meredith: Not Derek.
    Christina: Not Derek who?
    Meredith: That's it. Not Derek. He left Zola and me alone.
    Christina: That's not funny.
    Meredith: Tell me about it.

16. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 265

    6/12/2011 12:48 AM
    
    Derek: So does this mean we're both single dads?
    Mark: No, I had a baby with a lesbian and you walked out on your wife and new daughter. This means I have extended family and all you have is the framework for a house but nobody to share it with.

17. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 265

    6/10/2011 11:48 PM
    
    Mark: See if you support the head this way they're more likely to latch on.
    Derek: No, tickling the lip is the best way.
    Mark: Dude, I was kidding.
    Derek: Oh yeah, me too. Dude. Let's go watch some football and scratch ourselves.
    Mark: Nice save.

18. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 264

    6/4/2011 11:06 PM
    
    Asian woman: (thinking) Oh crap, I'm choking on my gum. Maybe I can whistle for help while I give myself the Heimlich. Thph...thph...guess not.

19. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 264

    6/3/2011 10:39 PM
    
    Lexie: Avery, don't turn around but that's the Asian lady from my dream the other night!
    Avery: The one that choked you to death at the sushi bar then ran off with me? Hot.
    Lexie: I hate you.

20. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 264

    6/3/2011 10:26 PM
    
    Lexie: What's wrong? I just felt you tense up.
    Avery: It's that man back there, the one with the rectangle-shaped hair on his forehead. He's my biological father.
    Lexie: Oh, I thought you were black. You think you know a person.

21. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 263

    5/29/2011 11:14 PM
    
    Derek: Everything is finally falling into place. I am married to a wonderful woman, I'm about to adopt a beautiful baby, and this alzheimer's trial is going great and all thanks to you. What would I do without you?
    Meredith: Um, you're pretty.

22. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 262

    5/20/2011 6:56 PM
    
    Mark (offscreen): Hey idiot! Ha, I said idiot and all three of you looked.

23. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 261

    5/19/2011 11:42 PM
    
    Owen: You mean the tree you sent off was a fake? What did you do with the real one?
    Christina: I gave it to someone.
    Owen: Who?
    Alex: Hey Yang, thanks for the plant.
    Christina: No problem.

24. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 261

    5/15/2011 12:25 AM
    
    Owen: All I'm saying is I saw the bartender scratch himself several times and I'm almost certain he was stirring the drinks with his finger.
    Alex: And I'm done.

25. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 260

    5/9/2011 10:09 PM
    
    Arizona: Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
    Callie: What?
    Arizona: That's right. Everything has just been a big joke. George is alive, I'm really straight, and I'm pretty sure Derek does the voice for the Townhouse crackers commercial. Smile!