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OK so i think Sue is the funniest person on Glee! So what are your favorite Sue quotes?

1.Sue: You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.

2.Sue: I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.

3.Sue: What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

4.Sue: I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.

5.Sue [to Kurt and Mercedes]: How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

And finally...

6.Sue: As Madonna once said, I'm tough, I'm ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, that's what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first.

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Sue's soo funny, everything she says is gold. The best lines are when she critisizes Mr Shuester's hair though, any of them crack me up!

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