Whoever it is that trolled on the Chuck Bass wikipedia page.

I salute you, god bless your genius ass.

Chuck's storyline throughout season 2 mainly deals with his inability to tell Blair that he loves her. It was boring as hell and sent many (sane) viewers running for the hills.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Bass

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Floralovesgurlplz

Lol'd.

But there was a time when the season 2 episode guide was completely trolled out, and whoever did that, was the best troll ever.

There's a thread of it somewhere

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Floralovesgurlplz

41 (23) "Get Rich Or Chuck Tryin" May 4, 2009

50 Cent guest stars on Gossip Girl. Chuck Bass's limo breaks down in Southside Jamiaca Queens, and he cannot get a cell phone signal. Thankfully Chuck bumps into his old pal 50 Cent (who is a valued patron of Chuck's burlesque club Victrola), who helps him out and lets him guest star in a music video. On the video set Rick Ross comes to try to shoot 50, but the shots ricache off of 50's bullet proof vest, leaving Chuck to get shot 9 times. Chuck miraculously lives, and realizes life is short and he needs to marry Blair.

Meanwhile back on the Upper East Side, Blair is learning about asian cultural traditions so that she can charm the visiting Japanese Prince. Little J gets beat up by her new boytoy Chris Brown. Vanessa, Dan and Serena Van Der Woodsen watch paint dry. 

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 Although he is a secondary, antagonistic character in the original book series, in the television series Chuckles is one of the main characters, serving as the show's antihero/Mary Sue. The television series character is noted for his financial ambition and personal style, along with annoying character tics such as a throaty Batman voice and flaring nostrils.

 

Chuckles Bass was then reconfigured as a more central character, an antiheroic heterosexual playboy whose on-off relationship with Blair Waldorf serves as one of the show's major ongoing storylines, until it eventually became an abusive disgusting mess in Season 3.

 

 Eventually, his father is killed in a car accident. Some fans will tell you that this led to one of the most beautiful and heartfelt storylines of the show on Chuck's part. They are lying. 

 

Chewy, thinking she is finally over him, and with his trusted pet monkey having OD'd accidentally on his throat medicine, leaves the building heartbroken and nearly suicidal. Good times. 

 

I. CAN'T. STOP.

 

 Although he is a secondary, antagonistic character in the original book series, in the television series Chuckles is one of the main characters, serving as the show's antihero/Mary Sue. The television series character is noted for his financial ambition and personal style, along with annoying character tics such as a throaty Batman voice and flaring nostrils.

 

Chuckles Bass was then reconfigured as a more central character, an antiheroic heterosexual playboy whose on-off relationship with Blair Waldorf serves as one of the show's major ongoing storylines, until it eventually became an abusive disgusting mess in Season 3.

 

 Eventually, his father is killed in a car accident. Some fans will tell you that this led to one of the most beautiful and heartfelt storylines of the show on Chuck's part. They are lying. 

 

Chewy, thinking she is finally over him, and with his trusted pet monkey having OD'd accidentally on his throat medicine, leaves the building heartbroken and nearly suicidal. Good times. 

 

I. CAN'T. STOP.

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Floralovesgurlplz

"The Curious Case of the Dan and Nate Relationship"

Chuck marries Blair and Dan marries Nate in a double wedding ceremony. Vanessa has been secretly having an affair with Nate's grandfather. She also learns that she is Nate's half-sister that Anne gave up because of the affair. Vanessa leaves and auditions for Rock of Love Bus with Brett Michaels. We then learn that Brett Michaels is actually Chuck's real father.

lol, too much to read

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OMG TROLOLOLOL

Jenny Humphrey: (Step-Sister/had a one night stand)

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Girlonfire

someone seems to have no friends, hence a lot of time.

 

but i must admit: hilarious as hell LOL

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Lmaooooo I love whoever did that haha :D
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Squeakylover

this is amazing...high five to whoever did this

 

Blair asks Chuckles to tell her he loves her, but his fear of commitment and behaving like an actual decent human being stops him.

When Blair begins dating Nate again, Chuckles realizes his true feelings for her and that he couldn't stand the thought of Blair being happy without him. Shocker. The two team up to take down Poppy Lifton, and Blair realizes that she still has feelings for Chuckles as well (why, God, why?) She breaks up with Nate.

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Chuckblairalways

Chip Chip and Blair agree to team up to take down Jack, but Chuckles ends up offering Blair to Jack in exchange for his hotel. Yes, this shit really did happen.

Oh my good lord that is some funny shit.

Chuck tries desperately to win Blair back, doing everything from banning all of the other Upper East Side men from dating her to asking her to meet him on top of the Empire State Building. A real Fabio, this guy.

Whoever this is, they are a bloody genius. 

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