Cap't Cardboard the TOOL
what a toolPosted 6/15/2011 9:41:20 AM #
Matt's first date with every girl he meets.
Matt: So what do you do for fun?
Girl: Hang out. I'm taking a really cool art class over on Ellis street.
Matt: Doesn't that cost a lot of money?
Girl:(frowns) No, it is actually pretty cheap.
Matt: How cheap? Don't you have bills to pay?
Girl: Uh, yeah. I do just fine in that area.
Matt: Well, how much are the classes?
Girl: (shrugs) Only one fifty.
Matt: (rubs his forehead) Please tell me it is a dollar and fifty cent.
Girl: No, it is a hundred and fifty.
Matt:(shakes his head) How are you going to pay the bills now? What about your bills?
Girl: (picks up menu) Let's just order some food, okay?"
Matt: (he looks over the menu) What do you want?
Girl: The steak looks good.
Matt: No, too expensive.
Girl: (frowns AGAIN) Well, the chicken tenders are only five bucks...
Matt: Let's share a soda.
Girl: A soda?
The waiter comes: What would you like today?
Matt: Just a soda.
Waiter writes it down: Anything else?
Matt: (scratches head) Do you charge extra for the ice?Posted 6/15/2011 9:42:33 AM #
I have an absentee mom, school, bills and a job and sometimes it sucks. So please feel bad for me. Oh matt you forgot your dead sister. Oh yeah that to.
LOLPosted 6/15/2011 9:44:10 AM #
@ Elijah's Hottie
OH My God. That was...............just........uhm........so...........uhm........PERFECT. I didn't know anyine could understand the pain it brings me to take out my wallet everyday and.......actually...........pay for something. Wanna go out with me? We could split the billPosted 6/15/2011 9:52:50 AM #
@ Elijah's Hottie
OH My God. That was...............just........uhm........so...........uhm........PERFECT. I didn't know anyine could understand the pain it brings me to take out my wallet everyday and.......actually...........pay for something. Wanna go out with me? We could split the bill
LOL I think I have sixty cents laying around somewhere.Posted 6/15/2011 10:01:30 AM #
@LOL at Matt's first dates roflPosted 6/15/2011 10:20:54 AM #
You know are we insulting cardboard by calling matt cardboard? Because you know cardboard is pretty useful. If you need to pack things you use cardboard. It's good packing things in a move. It's also used by UPS and FEDEX for delivering things. Come to think of it cardboard might be more useful then Matt! Matt might consider it a compliment.Posted 6/15/2011 10:39:19 AM #
^LOL. Thats so true. You put things into cardboard boxes to fill them up. Although it's empty, you can't put anything into Matt's brain, it rejects and hides from all things intelligent. Kinda like Matt hiding from the tax collector.Posted 6/15/2011 10:47:30 AM #
matt can't still pay taxes, he's underaged lol he hides at dishwashers at the grill when the landlord looks for him lolPosted 6/15/2011 10:59:48 AM #
So it's official cardboard is actually more useful then matt!Posted 6/15/2011 1:04:13 PM #