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what a tool 

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Cbsn

^LOL

Matt's first date with every girl he meets.

Matt: So what do you do for fun?

Girl: Hang out. I'm taking a really cool art class over on Ellis street.

Matt: Doesn't that cost a lot of money?

Girl:(frowns) No, it is actually pretty cheap.

Matt: How cheap? Don't you have bills to pay?

Girl: Uh, yeah. I do just fine in that area.

Matt: Well, how much are the classes?

Girl: (shrugs) Only one fifty.

Matt: (rubs his forehead) Please tell me it is a dollar and fifty cent.

Girl: No, it is a hundred and fifty.

Matt:(shakes his head) How are you going to pay the bills now? What about your bills?

Girl: (picks up menu) Let's just order some food, okay?"

Matt: (he looks over the menu) What do you want?

Girl: The steak looks good.

Matt: No, too expensive.

Girl: (frowns AGAIN) Well, the chicken tenders are only five bucks...

Matt: Let's share a soda.

Girl: A soda?

The waiter comes: What would you like today?

Matt: Just a soda.

Waiter writes it down: Anything else?

Matt: (scratches head) Do you charge extra for the ice?

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Cbsn
I have an absentee mom, school, bills and a job and sometimes it sucks. So please feel bad for me. Oh matt you forgot your dead sister. Oh yeah that to.

 

LOL

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Redoktober

@ Elijah's Hottie

OH My God. That was...............just........uhm........so...........uhm........PERFECT. I didn't know anyine could understand the pain it brings me to take out my wallet everyday and.......actually...........pay for something. Wanna go out with me? We could split the bill 

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Cbsn

@ Elijah's Hottie

OH My God. That was...............just........uhm........so...........uhm........PERFECT. I didn't know anyine could understand the pain it brings me to take out my wallet everyday and.......actually...........pay for something. Wanna go out with me? We could split the bill 

 

LOL  I think I have sixty cents laying around somewhere.

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@LOL at Matt's first dates rofl

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Jtl
You know are we insulting cardboard by calling matt cardboard? Because you know cardboard is pretty useful. If you need to pack things you use cardboard. It's good packing things in a move. It's also used by UPS and FEDEX for delivering things. Come to think of it cardboard might be more useful then Matt! Matt might consider it a compliment.
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Redoktober

^LOL. Thats so true. You put things into cardboard boxes to fill them up. Although it's empty, you can't put anything into Matt's brain, it rejects and hides from all things intelligent. Kinda like Matt hiding from the tax collector. 

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matt can't still pay taxes, he's underaged lol he hides at dishwashers at the grill when the landlord looks for him lol

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Jtl
So it's official cardboard is actually more useful then matt!
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You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
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