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Jtl
Now back to are scheduled programming of captain cardboard bashing. : )
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4271 posts
Cbsn

This obviously need to be posted again...

WARNING, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING BEFORE PROCEEDING:

This is NOT a place the loiter if you are a Matt lover (if such a person exists).

Guess what is so wonderful about this forum? When you love a character you can make a thread for them...otherwise...

All Cardboard worshippers please (such a nice word)

 

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Cbsn
But Once again this thread is to bash one character and one character only. Which is captain cardboard aka Matt Donvan.

 

Back to business. LOL

 

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4271 posts
Cbsn

Matt: I have the car note, then the rent, but Caroline just doesn't get it. She has to understand bills come first.

Tyler: Face it. You're a tool.

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2978 posts
Jtl
Matt: but Tyler she doesn't get it! Tyler: actually she did get it you just took your fustration out on her. Matt: what frustration!? Tyler: that you have to work and you hate your job. So you pull an attitude with her for it. She wasn't one created your problems so just chill out and stop being such a tool!
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2978 posts
Jtl
Matt: yeah but hum you know I have hum yeah you know I can't express Tyler: shut up! Before I beat the crap out of you!
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2548 posts
Redoktober

LOL. Nice graphics Elijah's Hottie.

Again, we really don't wanna be rude but WE DON'T WANT ANY DEFENDING OF THE CARDBOARD KING in this thread. Only bashing comments are allowed. If you like the bitch, start your own Cardboard, i mean Matt appreciation thread. OHH.........THE HORROR. I really hope this suggestion doesn't come back to haunt me. 

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Redoktober

OMG. Do you guys remember the scene in season 1 when Matt and Car were on the couch at his house and she practically had to piont out that they were in a big (well not big, this is Matt we're talking about) house all by themselves? Seriously dude. She dropped so many hints that she wanted to get down...........that shouldn't have been her job. TYLER WOULD NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE. Tyler would never even wait for an invitation, he goes after what he wants. The Cardboard King is completely cluless. The makeout session didn't even look hot. The little kiss between Forwood had more chemistry and heat than all of Catt's kisses COMBINED.  

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haha how many times Tyler had to own Matt, it's getting so funny everytime. I really want to Tyler to beat up that tool when he made Caroline cry last season.

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Cbsn

Tyler doesn't need a diagram, or a map drawn out to figure what to do with his lips, or body. Matt might require some lessons that utilizes more than just his friendly hand. (Btw, for those who didn't get it, oh well...) LOL

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Damon

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