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Elena has enough guys after her and shes not interesting enough to attract klaus attention.

And believe me I agree. And yet K/E still makes  more sense than K/C crackship.

Caroline works the best with klaus. 

Except she does not. Every interaction she had with him has ruined characters of them both even further.

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Oh dat Klaus.
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You hate Fify Shades? I already think of you as my BFF :D I don't know why Steph hasn't sued E.L.James already. I think she'd totally have a right to do that...

 

 

Yes! I read approximately one page from The Guide to All Grammatical Nightmares and that was enough to make me want to set fire to my favorite, red pen. Of course, one of my friends actually read the first book and filled me in on all the sucky parts I am missing. It's sad that on one site many writers are questioning whether or not they should study their craft anymore since the public obviously missed lessons in the "parts of speech" in grade school.

 

But one person gave me a good laugh. She directed me to this awesome post on amazon. Loved it! Here it is:

 

 

 

I really don't like writing bad reviews. I admire people who have the courage to put pen to paper and expose themselves to the whole world, especially those writing erotica. Having just finished this book, however, I feel compelled to write a review.   About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a teenager. I really did because the characters are out of a 16 year old's fantasy. The main male character is a billionaire (not a millionaire but a billionaire) who speaks fluent French, is basically a concert level pianist, is a fully trained pilot, is athletic, drop dead gorgeous, tall, built perfectly with an enormous penis, and the best lover on the planet. In addition, he's not only self made but is using his money to combat world hunger. Oh yeah, and all of this at the ripe old age of 26! And on top of that, he's never working. Every second is spent having sex or texting and emailing the female character. His billions seem to have just come about by magic. It seriously feels like 2 teenage girls got together and decided to create their "dream man" and came up with Christian Grey.   Then come the sex scenes. The first one is tolerable but as she goes on, they become so unbelievable that it becomes more laughable than erotic. She orgasms at the drop of a hat. He says her name and she orgasms. He simply touches her and she orgasms. It seems that she's climaxing on every page.   Then there's the writing. If you take out the parts where the female character is blushing or chewing her lips, the book will be down to about 50 pages. Almost on every single page, there is a whole section devoted to her blushing, chewing her lips or wondering "Jeez" about something or another. Then there's the use of "shades of". He's "fifty shades of @#$%% up," "she turned 7 shades of crimson," "he's ten shades of x,y, and z." Seriously? The writing is just not up to par, the characters are unbelievable, and the sex verges on the comical. I don't know what happens in the remaining books and I do not intend to read them to find out. But given the maturity level of the first book, I imagine that they get married, have 2 perfect children, cure world hunger, and live happily ever after while riding into the sunset, as the female character climaxes on her horse causing her to chew her bottom lip and blush fifty shades of crimson. Jeez!

 

 

 

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"It seems that she climaxes on every page" L O FUCKING L man I died.
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Whatever BN. How the fuck are their characters ruined. Klaus is still a dick and Caroline is still snarky and bubbly. Fucking watch the show before you judge. If anything Tyler's ruining Caroline. She becomes boring everytime they're together. I wish she'd lose that deadweight already.
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Actually, Klaus was great in 4.01. What he's going to do this week is all up for wait but he was pretty much a villain in 4.01. After saving Caroline and telling her to be grateful for it, he nearly rips her boyfriends heart right in front of her and gave her a death glare for challenging him. She was obviously too comfortable because he wasn't in his own body, so she told him to back off Bonnie and slapped him. You see, he's always amused when someone challenges him, but still gets pissy when they do it. So Caroline really isn't special in that case.
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Also, for someone who always brags that he's got more witches in his wardrobe than Narnia, why does he harass Bonnie so much? He needed her to unlink the family bond and he needed her again to undo the posession, which made sense because she made it, but then he claims that he has ten witches while clawing out Tylers heart. Like wth lol. I rly think he's bluffing with witches or either it's the writers way of giving Bonnie scenes for 5 minutes per season.
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LMAO looking at all the comments on Forwood's 4x02 sex scene. They're all basically bashing TC for having sex all the time and they're all bring on Klaroline. And lol at the two or three Forwood fans defending Borwood cause they're horny teenagers and vampires are always horny. Haha just admit Forwood sucks now.

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After saving Caroline

Wait, what? he saved Caroline?

Welp, I am happy to have gotten out, because I would have fucking thrown something at tv.

 why does he harass Bonnie so much?

Who does not?

Bonnie is Miss Punching Bag. ` A plot device that when needed gets kicked, gives in and solves shit.  Uhh she is second most hated character in this show for me, first being elena and third being damon/steffie. 

Haha just admit Forwood sucks now.

Still better than K/C crackship.

If anything Tyler's ruining Caroline. 

Forwood developed both characters into perfection.

 

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Forwood developed both characters into perfection.

Having sex all the time is perfection? LOL. Even Forwood fans admit that Caroline became boring after being with Tyler so long. Klaus brings out the fire in her. I love their banter. You can see the tension and chemistry. With Tyler she's zzzzzz. But Tyler is boring so it's not her fault. I swear TC fans must also like watching paint dry lmao.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
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