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Methix | Kolelus
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Methix-kolelus

Hi   im klaus im good now  ,  Hi its me caroline , I only have sex with good klaus , Tyler wants to watch , Klaus says : Nooo i cant   haxe sex  while someone i want to kill is watching

Dong Dong Dong  Nook Nook Bang Bang::::::

 

 

Ok we done oh whats that something  in your belly  better get that out tyler come deliver by baby now or il rip your heart out* this is the 50th time klaus threated  to ripp tylers heart out please do it already.

 

Tyler delivers a baby ,  Its first words are  I want o kill people and be the king of all ,  the next baby comes out  I The first baby was a boy  ,  now the second baby  comes out , O look its a Boy again , His firsts words  are  ,  I want to kill  people and wear pritty dresses , ZEEEEERPPP WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!??! Klaus has a very disturbed  look on his face , caroline  is  squeeling  and holding her hands ,  Ok so  i hate to image what would happen if twins came out here is the point why they havent hooked up yet  because  the risk of klausolines is  to high risk. 

 

They will not hook up ,  ANy point soon  , seconde if they do  its klausoline time and the world has ended

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Floralovesgurlplz

Why can't they have a girl

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Methix | Kolelus
148 posts
Methix-kolelus

NoI belive  as the girls where being born tyler was eating them idk whats up with that  ask tyler

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Floralovesgurlplz

Are you drunk? Lol,

 

honestly I know you idolize Klaus (judging from your posts), but I'm pretty sure the dude is in love. I don't see why he'd obsess over one girl just to get some action, it's not like that's hard for him to get, plus with those looks who needs compulsion

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Methix | Kolelus
148 posts
Methix-kolelus

No klaus  just want some klausolines ,  I dont hate caroline everyone just wants klausolines , Can you imagine angelus in love ,  its  like angel/angelus 24/7 with klaus accewpt both personalties are  awake at the same time. He coudl very easily be in love  get what he wants then fall out of love , but either way i still like caroline i dont know why she is just  caroline  secretly wanting all those klausolines

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Methix | Kolelus
148 posts
Methix-kolelus

Why cant rebecca or  caroline  one of then  grow a   cock please ,  Then they can have  rebecoline`a

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Floralovesgurlplz

You actually got me thinking..if Originals found out that they could breed, I wonder if they'd do it. Just curious

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Methix | Kolelus
148 posts
Methix-kolelus

If they can   find a way  for  them to make rebecalines or  carobecca`s ,  Im sure it would work well with some   klaus on the side 

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Methix | Kolelus
148 posts
Methix-kolelus

If anymore  buffy enthusiasts post any more ripping of knosh gosh  , im gonna get klaus to take there manhood away or there  fesbianism

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Floralovesgurlplz

Please do that, lol.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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