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Methix | Kolelus
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Methix-kolelus

Ok so ,  is it just me or   is anyone else thinking  Kluas should just go back and keep knocking up dat hayley ass and   populate the worlds with klayley`s ,  immortal/vampire/werewolf/human hybrids ,  But  eww i feel so sorry for there kid , he is going to have to grow up with the knowledge that his mummy   did  werewolf sex with  tyler homohybridvampiresexualsapien ,  How could you live with that knowledge ,  I  have  a feeling when this kid grows up he is going to try and bath hayley   all the time while muttering " Got to  rub  this tyler  smell of you" .

 

And to the next point  ,  I just thought id bring this up  what happend at the end of the episode ,  WHat is the  cock brothers doing ,  Trying to starv her of blood or starv her of cock?  , Cause the later is impossible , Elena was born with a cock infection ,  If she  wad a twin brother in her mothers womb she  prolly  turning around all the time to  grab  his  dick fucking sick bitch ,  So heres the plan  damon and stephan are  going to  get naked and stand there and say "   You  want  some cock , Then turn your humanity on  " ,  And evenually she will give in because  she cant live without cock ,  she is a Cock Crack Addict ,  Damon and stephan should just do here a favour and chop it off so she kills herself.

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Methix | Kolelus
148 posts
Methix-kolelus

ANd when   they shut the door to the cellar , And elana said " Ok you want to play games lets see who breaks first" ,  She is telling you they are going to play cock games , But  did elan mean when she said "  Lets see who braks first" < Was she talking about breaking cocks? This bitch is seriously messed up , She wants to  suck  ccocks fuck  cocks break cocks  eat cocks  dance with cocks omg  ,  Why dont theyu just call this  " The Cock Diaries".

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Staph im dying

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Floralovesgurlplz

That made me feel better 

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Methix | Kolelus
148 posts
Methix-kolelus

I wouldnt worry 2 much about  those  2 other idiots  ,  i am basically kol ons steroids.  with massive brain damage.

 

Now onto  the seaosn finale ok ,  so  who else is thinking that elena`s is now going to get  a chance at all not   cock games  with dead people she missed out on when they where alive. If  elena ever  and i mean ever gets pregnant  in this show for w/e reaosn im not kidding im heading down ot mystic falls and im going to  get a bat and belt her in the fucking stomache until that baby be dead  dead baby baby is dead  so she doesnt passs on her  cock  diease  to the kid. i could not bare  2 cock starved  ,  slut  addicted bitches  running around in mystic falls , i would rather  see tyler have gay man sex with  giles and xander and call it tylanderiles

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Charishma
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Charishma

^lol

I still can't get over this pregnancy. If they wanted to bring kids into it, then why couldn't they have one of Klaus' kids just pop up in the pilot?? If he's capable of impregnating wolf-girls then i wonder how many kids he has. He's hooked up with wolf-girls before. 1000 years is a long time to be having unprotected sex and never getting caught.  I don't even have a problem with the possibility. 1000 years ago, a woman and child in every port, that was just how it was. instead of going that route, whitch would make sense historically, and also mimic HBO style of writing that TVD seems to be obsessed with attempting to mimic, they instead turn a potentially adult story into Secret Life bulshit.

 

This whole plot is an attempt to make Hayley relevant and likeable, and I can't think the baby has any other purpose. Its a bit of a reach to think that it'll be an instant fix-it tool for Klaus' evilness. Hopefully this kid is just a way for him to be introduced to his other kids. Just sucks though, because that means a miscarriage is in the forseeable future, and I hate it when shows do that. That's the only way I see TO being saved though. I just can't accept that this show will actually be based on baby mama drama. That is just way to much lol

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Charishma
2296 posts
Charishma

which *

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Floralovesgurlplz

Actually what I wanted to happen was Klaus getting someone pregnant as a human and having no idea until 1k years later when he learns he has a bunch of descendants roaming the earth, not to say that would be a big interesting twist but it's a hell lot better than this one, and Plecs new interview basically said he only wants the kid as leverage and that he's manipulating Elijah with it, and I guess that makes sense because Elijah would not help him reclaim that town unless something was in it for him, which is family. I still hate Plec more than menstruel cramps though 

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Charishma
2296 posts
Charishma

I still hate Plec more than menstruel cramps though 

lol that's a lot of hate yo. but yes, I completely agree. I expected them to pull the whole he knocked someone up wayy back when, thing. But I did not expect him to knock someone up like this. And Hayley of all people. And yeah, that interview. Such crap. It makes sense that Klaus is doing it for that reason, but there's going to be some truth to it as well I think.

 

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Leon-alexis

Stephan Wow, incedible! I thought I was the best, I was wrong.

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