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Elena said that the reason her parents died was because she snuck out into a party, got horribly drunk made a scene and parents had to come drive her back, dying while doing that, cue guilt. Now fast-forward to Season Three and suddenly the flashbacks hows an innocent legit school party and a sober Elena driving hapily with her parents that is apparantly as always was planned...WAIT WHAT?

 

Eastern European vampire Originals with british accents suddenly turning to...vikings....who somehow managed to settle in in California....thousand years ago....ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF AMERICA THAN ATLANTIC OCEAN.

 

Katherine the ever-wise runaway from Klaus who knows prophecy, history of mystic falls and whole moon stone thing....suddenly decides to settle in in Mystic Falls....THE VERY TOWN KLAUS NEEDS TO BE IN?...Wait WHAT?

 

In Season one Liz Forbes, the only cop in Mystic Town is asked by Damon to do a thorough check on Alaric, because Damon is suspicious of the guy. Liz only finds some parking tickets and says that Alaric is clean. Fast-forward to Season Three and Melissa ,a  friggin CLUELESS bland doctor girl does the same thing WITHOUT police resources and finds a buttload of crimes, jailtime and various other shit...wait WHAT?

 

In S2 Elijah compels some vamps and we see that they are aware of being compelled and its implied that their immunity is just overriden but not completely. Fast forward to S3 and Klaus is compelling Steffie to forget shit, which should not work since becoming vampire makes you remember shit from compulsions...WHAT?

 

IN S2 We saw how Steffie met Lexie and started his recovery. Fast-forward to S3 and steffie is an emoguy in new york or whatever without any sort of rehab. Wait what?

 

Vampires can smell blood and hear heartbeats, yet Klaus and Mikael are unable to recognize that its nto Elena but miss Plot Device Katherine Pierce? What's more - werewolves apparantly can recognize vampires. And you had whole party full of part-wolf hybrids who were just as clueless?

 

S1: "Maybe this heartache will be good for him, it'll remind him that he has one even if it DOESN'T BEAT." S2:"You get desiccation in theory but in reality it's much worse. Your heart STILL BEATS."

 

S3 Finale - yes I will totally believe that that "river" suddenly is current-less and looks like a fucking pool full of clear water and clear sight.

 

Klaus spends thousand years to become a hybrid so he could be all strong and blah blah blah unkillable > fast forward to S3 and Klaus is getting schooled by other originals and FRACKING EMO STEFFIE out of all people, by the end of season. 

 

In a span of 8 months Germy fell in TWU LUW 3 times?....

 

According to common laws, Elena's death should by all means make the boarding house be inherited by Jeremy - wanna bet we will still see all kinds of crap enter the place without invites? And can I just say that its fracking LAME that a supernatural invitation is tied to A VERY MODERN LAW SYSTEM?...

 

Elena's ownership of boarding house ended with her death - anyone can enter the place. Jeremy, the current owner of gilbert house died 54654684684 times - the invite is still needed. WHAT?

 

Vampire super-hearing seems to only work when plot demands. Steffie and Damon eave-dropping on each other's phonecalls through the whole house? SURE. The fail-brigade of Elena gilbert creating their new benny hill scheme int he middle of EMPTY school while originals are in teh same building? Super-hearing? What's that?... Even more ridiculous example of above - start of S3 - Elena and Damon argue - Steffie super-hears them - Klaus STANDING RIGHT THERE TOO - does not.

 

"no becky we need Elena alive because I want a hybrid army. LET'S ARGUE FOR ENTIRE EPISODE." Next episode: "oh god, I am suddenly scared for my life from Alaric, despite having killed previous Super-hunter Mikael, so I will OBVIOUSLY just abandon the whole logical plan of protecting myself from them with hybrid army and decide to do a random walk to kill elena"

 

STEFAN. VAMPIRE STRENGTH. UNDERWATER CAR. SEATBELTS.

 

Anyone who wants to continue or discuss is welcome.

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Floralovesgurlplz
Rebekah's necklace, her mothers necklace. Elijah meets Elena for the first time and the only thing he notices about the necklace is that it's full of vervain, so he rips it off. I find it HARD to believe that he has never seen it before, don't even care how many centuries it's been since he saw it. COME ONNNN

I'm lazy, there's more I know though.

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Elenalovesspn
In S2 Elijah compels some vamps and we see that they are aware of being compelled and its implied that their immunity is just overriden but not completely. Fast forward to S3 and Klaus is compelling Steffie to forget shit, which should not work since becoming vampire makes you remember shit from compulsions...WHAT? true, he could've at least REMEMBERED klaus compelling him to forget.
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Vampires strength is according to there age yet Klaus the oldest and strongest hybrid was overpowered by a 2 month old hybrid(Tyler)and 145 years old vampires.......how did that happened?
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Floralovesgurlplz

Because Bonnie cast that spell on him Amina. and they were only just holding him together. He couldn't do much with the heart attack, and Stefan attacked him as soon as the spell worked.

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I thought she casted the spell after they hold him not before.....and the way Tyler twisted his arm around was unbelievable.
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Floralovesgurlplz

It was before they got a hold of him I watched it again last month lol. But yeah still

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Because Bonnie cast that spell on him Amina. and they were only just holding him together. He couldn't do much with the heart attack, and Stefan attacked him as soon as the spell worked.

Sorry but no go. He has been throwing them around for entire season, hell ORIGINALS were throwing emostefffie around.

And Klaus the hybrid original suddenly gets overpowered by two youngsters? No, sorry, nope. 

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Floralovesgurlplz

Heart attack before two youngsters held onto him. Fuck off. I am never going to defend this show's writing, but if he had a heart attack, then he's going to be vulnerable.

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Sorry, not seeing that. 

 

A thousand year old original got overpowered by hundred year old vamp and one year old hybrid. And then he had a heart attack.  

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