your guide n source to this forum
Hello. I saw most of you attaking those annoying Elena fans on the comments for this site and it did not surprise me the least. I luv how you people go about being a family then not have the littlest nerve to give any new users chance here. You give unfriendly welcome to anyone that doesn’t kiss the ass of vampire Barbie (yes your caroline) I do not come here anymore cause of the pathetic hate expressed for just one female which btw is highly immature. But yes I do watch you all occasionally watching your pathetic ways and how immaturely you deal with newcomers and those with opnions that you cant force to respect. So good luck finding out who I am as give you the dictionary. Oh but who knows maybe I am Elena gilbert with my tampon stuck too far up my vag. That’s something matiure you all would say how did I do at mocking?
The childish forum of vampire diaries:
This is a forum for the discussion of vampire diaries. Are you looking for a place to talk about this show? Don’t go here. Because if youre one of many people who enjoy the writing and characters then stay the fuck out this place because the only thing important here is to discuss how elena should die and why caroline needs her own show
Requirements to post here:
Be sure to have purchase your caroline bible or else youre not welcome here every Sunday morning in the holy church of forbes. You don’t like her? Ok bye you gotta leave this immature place
The encyclopedia of vampire diaries tv fanatic forum:
notibly every fuckin girl on the embarrassment topic called sick minds appreciation. These girls are under delusion that Elijah wakes up with them in bed every morning. Most you see there is all the girls arguing over who fucked who the other night in 1920 and their fights is like watching a movie called girls gone psycho. They want mass murders to rape their ovaries out and the cock of Elijah is their life. Pretty pathetic but moving on. Sometimes these girls cant find their own thread cause they have no idea how to add a bookmark so when thread is lost they all retreat to masturbate in their kol topic. The smaller Elijah with the tinier penis but still big enough to worship and blow. Notable freaks are too long to list but basically all single lonely females on this place apply
two trolls that will never stop reminding the earth btvs is the best show of existing. But one takes it too far while the other just sticks around to look pretty. They have a ball comparing bugly to elena because bugly is just that worshipble.
Borednow: if not loating elena on forum he will surely do it on comment posts where clearly he is not wanted but his opinions matter that much for him to spread his bugly aids far apart. Most that comes out his mouth is that bugly is better prettier hotter stronger and everything’er than elena and how much elena should be like her. Notable that this person sticks around just to troll the Elijah whores by telling them that all of there hotties are pussies who are going to die. Troll successful but fails for the bugly disease he carries
Halde: borednows best friend but difference is that this one will resort to swearing u greatly and calling you stupid by only saying 4 words completely. He too wants buglys slayer vagina and loaths elena more than a dead hobo on his lawn. Don’t even say “I like elena” cause he will just tell u “I do too since I have a tiny fucking brain”
These two will not give u the light of day w/o stressing how big klauses penis is and how mojo jomo the monkey rocks their crotches. They are the powerpuffs of this forum but diff is that they actually want mojo jomo to “pop” their hungry little ovaries
Mrs niklaus (klauses only blabla other words in this long ass name): the founder of Klaus existence and basically his self proclamed queen. Do not tell her that he is not real do not tell her that he is not married to her because she will go coocoo kung fu bitch mode on ur ass. Like the spikenator halde she likes to tel u how fuking stupid u are for having an opnion
Floraline forbe basically the sidekick of above and makes shity messages such as Klaus is hot and nothing hurts (the truth hurts but dont tell her that) basically the air pop head of this place has carolins persona (n other words blond n dense as fuck) likes to help her klausister troll the noobs that aren’t allowed to post their opinions
The “please stop talking cause your opinion is invalid” trolls aka the Caroline army
Basically either some rly good trolls or just narcissists that jerk off to their own opinions that are fact.
you think caroline is shallow? Long long post about how ur wrong. You think caroline is fat? Long long post about how ur wrong. You think caroline might be ape in disguise? Okay long long post how you need to get glasses. Also love examples that r irrelvment to prove how carolin is a godess like ohhh she won this poll at thisreallycoolsite.com the utter annoying borednow also applies to this spot.
Notabile ones: Elijah hottie (the one who wants to be her) vampbarbie (the one who wants to fuk her) red december (the one who wants to join in for kickz) borednow (pretty much wants her boobs and thus praises her character development for the sake of her tatas) floraline (the one who wants her brain but pretty much succeeded with that)
And every other member that wants this girls boobs basically.
The lost ones
These few have no clue wat fuck is going on but continue to act like people like them
Vampfanstefan (preaches holy spirit of steroline. Talks to self)
Superstar (preaches holy spirit of klaroline. Shows porn of the pair to herself. Also a fuking idiot basicly for saying pirates r supernatural)
Status: no one gives their fucks because they all want to fuck caroline thereselves
Well good luck n have fun with your pathetic forum and congrats bc new members with common sense will learn of this thread and know exactly what to do: leave and get a mature life. And thank s for the unecesary bull of why elena gilbert is an obomination w/o for once accepting the fact she’s likeable to some compared to your tiny little cult.
LOL what in the fuck is this? Anyways always knew Elijah's Hottie was never relevant enough. LOL
Oh wow. Well, all I can say is:
Wait I didn't see this:
Elijah hottie (the one who wants to be her) I lol'd. Not surpised.
well I will update this shit later when I have time
Wow! It seems like you cannot handle the truth that your favorite show is down in the sewers already. You are right though, this is not a place for irrational people to be.
wow babe I didnt know being an elena fan or even posibly wanting d.e. made you irrational. thanks for adding how much contradictive shit this place is and always will be
are you just mad you didn't make the honorary list of morons in the pedia? take it as compliment cause if I didn't publicly out you then you weren't annoying and stupid enough to remember
Lol lastly before I go...
what is the point of all this anyways?