An animal rescue group rejects Jackie's application to adopt a dog on Roseanne. "Eggs Over, Not Easy" is the fourth episode of the show's first season.
Dan: Candyman's home babe. Roseanne: Oh, my favorite, drugs! What happened to the rest of our candy? Dan: Funny story. Our insurance don't cover what it use to so I got the drugs for twice the price.
Roseanne: Dan! Dan! Dan: What? What happened? Roseanne: I thought you were dead! Dan: I'm sleeping! Why does everybody always think I'm dead? Roseanne: You looked happy. I thought maybe you moved on.
