How will Carlton react when she finds out she's not invited on the trip to Puerto Rico on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

There's no denying that Cynthia Bailey's hair is gorgeous and Melissa Gorga of RHONJ was in the running but Joyce Giraud de Ohoven of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills took the top prize. Let's face it, she looks like she should be a model in a shampoo commercial.

What's a Housewives show without its agitators. New Jersey has Kim D. and Orange County has Slade but none of them compare to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Faye Resnick. Whether she's being someone else's mouthpiece or speaking her warped mind, she can always be counted on to stir up trouble.

Lisa Vanderpump looks confused about all the drama surrounding her on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Yolanda and Carlton are in search of cleansing candles in this scene. Hey, whatever works!

WTH?!? Kyle shows Joyce a photo of her computer here as they try to determine where certain messages might have come from.

Kim Richards is a bit shy. She prefers to keep her bra on while pray-tanning.

This is both awkward and sweet. Yolanda's ex and her husband get along well.

Carlton is not happy with her seating arrangement. This is a shocked scene from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

The tears flow here for Kyle and Brandi. Who says these people don't have feelings?!?

Lisa Vanderpump has a sword. This cannot be good for anyone involved!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Man they are insane!