The Real Housewives are ready to throw it down.

What is this, The Bachelorette? No, that show is less scripted than The Real Housewives.

So in appropriate, where do you even begin.

Oh LuAnn. We like you. But please stop singing.

Natalie Cole and Countess LuAnn. Two great talents together at last.

Claws? Definitely all KINDS of out.

Kenya Moore was twirling in Atlanta and Carlton Gebbia got witchy in Beverly Hills but Aviva Drescher won our vote over on The Real Housewives of New York City. Between her hatred of Ramona and her sleazy father, Aviva was the craziest new Housewife.

Last season on The Real Housewives of New York City, Ramona Singer and best buddy Sonja Morgan weren't thrilled when Aviva brought her hubby along on a girls vacation, for obvious reasons. Aviva's reaction was anything but apologetic. She flipped out and called them "disgusting" and "white trash." Funny thing was, the women had to google the white trash reference to understand the insult.

New housewives are introduced on the season 6 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City.

Ramona Singer is shocked by Aviva's request to reconcile on The Real Housewives of New York City.

The Real Housewives of New York City are back! This is a photo from the Season 6 opener.

These are really normal housewives from New York City. Real ones, you might even say.