Carl Grows Food

Carl can grow his own food to sustain life. Bieber would starve to death without his people to provide for him.
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Under Attack, Carl Fights Back

Carl can wield a shotgun with purpose. He's not doing it to look cool, but to save lives. Bieber would probably blow a buddy's hand off.
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Carl Mourns Asskicker

When he and Rick discover Lil' Asskicker is missing, they mourn. That's more courageous than hiding pain and feelings like Bieber seems prone to doing.
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Carl Walks the Road

Carl doesn't need a slick ride to get around. Bieber would have dropped miles back, since he wouldn't have his wicked wheels.
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Carl Brandishes a Pistol

It's not every teen who can responsibly use a firearm, but here Carl is again ready to clear a room of zombies. Would Bieber sing his way out of a jam?
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Carl is Still a Kid

Everyone says to leave Bieber alone, he's just a kid. Carl's just a kid, but he's fighting for his life every day. Only one would last in the apocalypse, and it isn't the Biebs.
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Carl is Cool Under Pressure

When Rick can't take down the zombie, Carl does it with a shot. What are the odds Bieber would remain calm without his entourage?
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Carl Knows the Proper Use for Electronics

Awesome TV! These cords will work perfectly to secure the front door. Whoops! Bieber just fainted again.
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Carl Reads for Relaxation

Knowing how infrequently he'll get the opportunity, Carl spends his free time with a good book, not a good boob like the Biebs.
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Carl Leads Trouble Away

Carl leads unwelcome guests away from his exhausted, possibly dying, father. Somebody has to do it. Without a posse, who'd help the Biebs?
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Killing isn't Easy for Carl

Even though killing's necessary, it doesn't make it any easier for Carl. It makes him sick. Being emotional is very cool. Being irresponsible isn't. Go tell Bieber!
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The Walking Dead Poster

The Walking Dead is a highly-anticipated new drama on AMC. It's based on a well-known graphic novel.
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