Blair: Chuck, I realize that I may look like your mother from the side and if you squint your eyes a bit. However when you asked if I wanted to come over for a bit of role and play, I didn't think you actually meant 'help chuck bass work out his mummy issues'.
This image totally reminds me of last weeks winning entry
Dan: Desperate times come desperate measures. So the first bachelorette we have for today's auction is the lovely Miss Vanessa Abrams.
Dan: Known around campus as the girl with the tacky accessories and bad hair, Vanessa's life goals are to screw up the lives of the upper east side as much as possible and to win the hypocrite of the decade award.
Dan: Do I have $1000 for a date with Vanessa? No? How about $800? $600? $500? $100?
Person in crowd: No one is that desperate. How about $100000 to kick her off the show
DAN: So for my next trick, I'm going to make Vanessa disappear
*crowd explodes into cheers and claps*
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