Dan: Hey Blair, you remember when you asked me if I was bringing you to watch human sacrifice?
Blair: Yes Humphrey, or the bachelor.
Dan: After this you were almost part of the human sacrifice, thanks to a basselor!
Chuck: And this my friend is The Secret
Dan: by Rhonda Byrne?
Chuck: No Humphrey, its "How to get Blair Waldorf for Dummies"
Blair: So I already have a business man, a prince and an aspiring writer... Is anyone else interested in running? A vampire doesn't sound bad at all isn't that right Damian Salvatore?
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