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Madeleine

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"Entering The Dark Side"(This Episode Sucks) was just plain AMAZING!!
Shawn+Lestat= Hilarity

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We've seen vampires, werewolves, hybrids, ghosts, and witches. Who committed the Mystic Falls murders you ask? His name is Ernie, a crazed centaur, who suffers from alcoholism, and who also has a mildly disturbing obsession with Toddlers in Tiaras. After his girlfriend (Shawna, a fairy) cheated on him with a vampire, he is determined to get his revenge. Uncertain of the identity of his girlfriends' lover, he sets out to kill all vampires in Mystic Falls until he finds the vampire responsible for the downfall of his relationship. Ernie is, however, near-sighted, and will often accidentally mistakes humans for vampires.

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