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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 163

Nate: [thinking] college friend's moms: check. teachers: check. paramedics: check. now I'll just have to bang the Headmistress.

The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 65

Elena: so you two called me to come over because..?
Stefan: ok, we want to have a.. um, private threeway video... we thought you might want to help us.
Elena: omg! why didn't you tell me earlier i could've came faster!
Damon: so you're up for it? cool! you can grab the camera right there. Jeremy will be here in about 5 minutes.
Elena: ... wait.

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 158

Louis: Here's a gift I brought for you.
Blair: Awwh why, thank you
*opens the box* ...
Um, Louis, there's nothing in it.
Louis: I know, it's so big & lovely, right?