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i really shipped bartxlily because it made danxserena possible as well as lily as a good mother figure to chuck, and if lily got preggers, chuck would have his FIRST biological sibling, that would be too sweet
Chuck lounged about in his suite, after a very good dream last night. He and Blair had done things he never thoguht possible and he needed her there. He was still angry at her ofcourse, that she betrayed him, but desperate times call for desperate measures. He called her late into the night, and her phone went straight to voicemail. 'that's odd' chuck thought. 'Blair's phone is NEVER on voicemail. What could she be doing late last night that was so important, she left her phone off?' he pondered, sipping his scotch. He vaguely reembered her stepping out with Vanessa just as she humiliated him. Some girlfriend.
Meanwhile back at the loft, Jenny was still bawling her eyes, shutting herself in her room, while Rufus was having a minor panc attack. He knew for a fact that if Vanessa was to be medically examined, they would find traces of his bodily fluid inside of her. 'sure the sex was great' he thought. 'we sneaked out into the gallery late last night, with Chardonay and Gold chocolate charged straight into my new wife's credit card. I had her moaning for hours'. Rufus had a pervy grin on his face, but he had to remind himself that Vanessa was now dead, and his "evidence" was all inside her. 'oh crap, oh crap, oh crap' he muttered thinking of ways he could possibly save himself.
lol @ the pic where the orange cone looks like ed's hat