Maybe we could be the best versions of ourselves if we are together.

Rebecca

Speak softly. Feed frequent snacks. Give them something to suck on? Wow, you know some of this works for adults too.

Greg

Josh: This is three names. First is a creature from an animated movie and the last one is another movie, not animated, about a guy who is super smart and speaks in an accent.
Nathaniel: What?

Heather: Also using your sexual fluidity as a red herring? Baller move.
Valencia: My pronouns tracked, that was you. Check your assumptions.

Heather: You’re here! How long will you be here?
Valencia: The rest of the series. Of holidays, I mean.

You’re a great replacement for Brendan. A great listener and you didn’t ruin my vagina.

Paula

It’s because I’m drunk and sad and I want you to stop pointing at women.

Valencia

That’s Jason, I’ve been on a date with him. He had these greasy smelly balls.

Rebecca

What? You think I don’t have a google alert for Rebecca Bunch? You think that I’m not reading the comments section of the Daily Covina?

Naomi

How was everyone’s weekend? I went to a pumpkin patch with my mom. She was a little surprised by the invite but I have a cute photo.

Nathaniel

Want a doughnut? I told the man to put the most fattening ones in there.

Nathaniel

We have seasons in LA. T-shirt, sweatshirt, puffer and tank top.

Josh

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 4 Quotes

Look, Josh, I really respect your search for self but these are actual disorders people suffer from and you're treating it like you're just identity shopping.

Heather

Paula: If you don't wake up now and confess to everything, I am going to call Princeton and tell them to take back your degree.
Trent: Actually, I went to school in Boston.