Episodes Season 4 Quotes
What am I supposed to say? "Less love please!?!"
Carol
A key! After two weeks!?! It's too much! It's too fast!
Carol
By the way, you know that I don't say it enough, but you're the prettiest girl in the room.
Matt
Sean: Quick question, what is wrong with you!?! Sean: Quick question, what is wrong with you!?!
If it's not about him, he couldn't care less.
Sean
Beverly: Well, that’s a vagina.
Matt: Yeah, my kid did it!
Beverly: Ohh, even more disturbing!
Matt: Not the six year old! The eight year old!
Sean: How are you not in prison?
Matt: But she's so tight, it's like getting one of the Garfield things off your car window --
Sean: Vivid.
Matt: Did I ever tell you my dad was in Korea?
Sean: Oh wow!
Matt: Oh, not the war — the country.
Just tell her she’ll be fine, and imagine that there’s a soundtrack.
Mr. LeBlanc
It’s like playing chess with Death, if Death were cranky.
Sean
Carol: I kind of have an emergency.
Beverly: Okay --
Carol: I need a pet name for Helen.
Beverly: Right, I think I heard about this on CNN.
Carol: You should get the guy who did Merc!
Beverly: I didn’t know Merc had a heart!
