Fringe

Fringe Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 15: "Inner Child"

Walter: My dear, there is much that is unexplained. Until it is.
Peter: In short, he has no idea.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Peter: Walter. Olivia's here, she needs to talk to you. Walter!
Walter: Could she come back later? I'm about to step in the bath.
Peter: No, she can't come back later. It's the middle of the night. She needs to talk to you right now.
Walter: (comes out of the bathroom) Honestly, Peter, can't a man get... Agent Dunham. Peter, why didn't you tell me Agent Dunham was here?
Peter: I'm pretty sure I did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Walter: Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I am not interested in what you think.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Broyles: Dr. Bishop? Any thoughts?
Walter: Perhaps. First I need a piece of special equipment. My turntable.
Broyles: Is that some kind of lab equipment?
Walter: No, no, a turntable. Record player. You enjoy music, don't you, Mr. Broyles? Well imagine the agony of having an extensive record collection and having no means to play it.
Peter: The agony.
Broyles: I'll have someone get right on it.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Walter: Peter, don't be such a prude. I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like. Don't you agent Dunham?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 14: "Ability"

Markam: Was that really necessary?
Peter: Well, you know me, Markam. Man of the people.
Markam: What about me? Aren't I people?
Peter: People who shower.
 • Rating: Unrated

Olivia: The man was clever enough to Star Trek himself out of a maximum security German prison.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Olivia: I was hoping you might have one of your... weird connections...
Peter: Weird connections?
Olivia: They're always a little weird.
Peter: Well, you're always a little weird.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Walter: Two thoughts to come to mind. The first, that this affliction might have been caused by a mutation, changing these lipids to seal any and all orifices. Did they check his anus and penis?
Peter: You think we could get the answer to that question without me in the room.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: How come when nobody knows and it doesn't make sense, they come to us?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Olivia: Is your father about?
Peter: Right here. Why don't you ask him what he's doing?
Olivia: I'd rather not.

 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 13: "The Transformation "

Olivia: Prep Hicks. Ready or not, we're administering the antidote.
Walter: An experiment. How exhilarating.
 • Rating: Unrated

Olivia: Cut open his hand.
Peter: What?
Olivia: I want to see if there's a disk in it like Bowman's.
Walter: I like cutting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: (answering the phone) Bishop's House of Horrors.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Astrid: It also gave him four extra nipples.
Peter: Maybe he mutated into an opossum.
Walter: No, opossum's have 15 mammaries, unlike most mammals, who have an even number of nipples. Hence, the one half rule regarding nipples.
Astrid: The one half nipple rule?
Peter: You just had to ask, didn't you?
Walter: The typical number of young in the litter is usually equal to half the number nipples on the animal. The number of nipples being the maximum litter size. Humans, for example, one child is the typical. Maximum, twins. Barring extraordinary cases when the young exceed the number of nipples.
Peter: God, I hope I never have to hear him say the word "nipple" again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bowman: What weapons do you have? What weapons?!?
Male Flight Attendant: We have a taser in the cockpit which I will use on you if you don't calm down.
Bowman: Taser won't do a thing. It'll just piss me off.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 12: "The No-Brainer"

Walter: With all due respect, Darwin got it all wrong. I used to make the joke that Darwin's thinking was rather... unevolved.
Peter: Which I'm sure used to be very funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: I think I got a guy who can help us.
Olivia: Who?
Peter: Do you really want to know?
Olivia: Good point.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Olivia: With all due respect, Agent Harris, I have done my due dilligence. I just got off the phone with my contact at the CDC. And they have seen nothing like it. But you tell me, does this look like a flu you've heard of? Where people's brains come out of their ears?
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: I don't underestimate my father, by the way. I understand him. Sometimes more than I want to. Look, if I let him talk to that woman, she's just going to accuse him of killing her daughter, which is something he didn't do.
Olivia: Then why not just let them meet?
Peter: Whose side are you on anyway?
Olivia: I know what it's like to live with something unresolved. That's all.
Peter: Congratulations. You just described the entire planet.
 • Rating: Unrated

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