Have fun in Canada, you dick!

Murphy

Eventually Murphy is going to come to terms with the fact that Jess is ... Jess is gone.

Max

Jessica: This might be the only version you see of me again. You know that.
Murphy: Don't say that.

Lesley: You want me to house a bunch of criminals?
Felix: It's the kind of thing you do for someone you love.

I'm sort of tapped out on the humiliation for one night, so if we can just talk about anything else.

Felix

I actually believed that for once in my life someone chose me, but of course he didn't. Because no one ever chooses me.

Felix

I just wanted to say that since we hooked up at the motel. I just... I-- oh, I thought you were alone.

Felix

It's like Max gets to do whatever he wants. He has no idea how much it sucks to be me.

Murphy

I honestly don't even get siblings. It's just like, this person has to be in your life forever regardless of whether o not you even like them? Ew.

Murphy

Cop 1: I love that we're all working late to try to find a girl who you arrested and then let walk out of the building. Cop 2: A blind girl. let's not forget that fun fact.

I don't think we're looking for someone who wants Jess. We're looking after someone who wants Jennifer Walker.

Murphy

Leslie: You know what I love, having your ex-girlfriend around to decode you. From now on can we just--
Max: Look, I really messed up. I have all of these issues because of my mom. I tend to go after these women who cause chaos like she did.

In The Dark Season 3 Quotes

I understand that you're bored with our regular life, but you need to start living.

Felix

Since I can't arrest you for the murder of Nia Bailey yet, I'll get you on money laundering until I find enough evidence for the murder.

Josh