Lethal Weapon
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It wasn't personal. It was policy. And I wanted to protect you.
Delgado
Hey Gideon, when you love what you do, you do it for free, right?
Riggs
Riggs: See, that's your problem. You're always a glass half empty kind of guy.
Murtaugh: Oh? I'm the glass half empty guy? That's some mighty rich words coming from your mouth.
Bailey: Did you have a nice walk?
Riggs: We did.
Murtaugh: Hey Bailey. Which one of us is more of a half empty kind of guy?
Riggs: Do not put her on the spot like that. You're just going to get your feelings hurt. And we don't want to have to deal with your pouting.
Bailey: You guys want to hear about the body or what?
There, look at that. I knew you'd fix my head some day, doc.
Riggs
Congratulations, you two. I believe this is the first case you've closed without eliciting a lawsuit.
Avery
Hey, Wally, do me a favor? Stay away from my partner.
Riggs
And the French horn is very difficult. It's much more difficult than the regular horn because it's French.
Avery
Murtaugh: So you finally meet a woman that tolerates you and you like, but you won't take her call. What is your problem?
Riggs: There is no problem. I hit the little button and put it in my pocket. It's over.
Murtaugh: Are you okay?
Riggs: I'm literally covered in beer, and I haven't had one sip, so, no, Rog, I'm not okay.
Murtaugh: Eighteen years is not nothing. Especially if a person has to live it with you.
Riggs: You know sometimes I wonder how long I'm going to be able to put up with you, Roger Murtaugh.
When you disrespect the band, you disrespect yourself.
Avery
You two hate the grown up table.
Avery
