Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 2 Episode 4: "Lady Parts" Quotes
Chloe: You know you seem to have a finger on the pulse.
Lucifer: Not the appendage I hoped to be pulsing right now.
Why don't we go up to the penthouse, and I can show you the original Stairway to Heaven.
Lucifer
Lucifer: Oh, my gosh. Can you smell that? Foul, incontinent creatures.
Chloe: That's not a cat smell. That's a dead smell.
Want a box of excrement in your house? Cat.
Lucifer
It doesn't make you any less of a man, Amenadiel. Not a bit.
Dr. Linda
Friendship means honesty. You can talk to me, Amenadiel.
Dr. Linda
Well, I can't focus on an empty stomach, detective.
Lucifer
You're in luck, detective. If this home's the site of a recent massacre, you may well be in an excellent negotiating position.
Lucifer
Maze: How's that human husband?
Charlotte: I discovered a trick with him. Whenever he asks a question, I just have sex with him. Seems to render him mute.
I spend most of my day at home with the children. Factories of filth.
Charlotte
I'm on new meds. I wasn't thinking straight.
Uber driver
Trust me, Dan is not on my list of drinking buddies.
Chloe
