Schmigadoon!
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 1: "Schmigadoon!" Quotes
Melissa: It's kind of modern. I mean, you saw the ensemble. It's color-blind casting.
Josh: Yeah, but I also get the feeling the preacher's wife doesn't like OUR color-blind casting.
Okay, I don't want to tell you how to feel about this, but can you feel different?
Melissa
Josh: I just want to get a freakin' room with my girlfriend where there's wifi and I can check the score of the Yankees game and read my email.
Harvey: Sorry, sir, mail wagon won't be here until next week.
Josh: I hate you
Melissa: Granted, this place is a little insane.
Josh: Thank you. It's important to me that we can hate things together.
Danny: Let's let our bodies do the talking
Melissa: Well, our mouths are technically a part of our bodies.
Danny: [singing] We'd have a kid or two or three. Two girls for you and two boys for me.
Melissa: [speaking] Shouldn't all the kids be for both of us?
Betsy: Good morning! How are we doing today? Slept well last night?
Josh: Yes, Betsy. Slept like a log.
Betsy: Oh my gosh! Like a log? That is hilarious! Cause logs don't sleep! You're so funny!
Josh: I'm not that funny
Melissa: He's really not.
Josh: Was that a leprechaun?
Melissa: Yes. He said something. What did he say?
Josh: I don't know. I was more focused on how he was shattering my whole construct of what's real and not real in the world because he was a freakin' leprechaun!
