Molly: So I'll have perfectly aligned eyes and still look like a wad of chewing gum.
Woman: Molly -
Andrews: You lost an awful lot of bone and soft tissue in the accident. And in terms of facial reconstruction, we've actually come a long way in the last two years.
Claire: And after 12 surgeries, you actually get your own personalized coffee mug.

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• Added: February 04, 2019

Glassman: Shaun, did you undress me?
Shawn: Except your underpants.

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• Added: February 04, 2019

Javi: I think I love you.
Anna: I think you do too. Do you wanna stay in bed with me after we have sex?
Javi: No.

• Permalink: Do you wanna stay in bed with me after we have sex?
• Added: January 28, 2019

Melendez: Hello.
Lim: Hello. Don’t be stupid.
Melendez: There’s no cameras in here.

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• Added: January 28, 2019

Morgan: It’s weird. They act like a couple, right?
Shaun: Yeah, I live with Lea, but we’re not a couple.
Morgan: Yeah, but you want to be a couple.

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• Added: January 28, 2019

I’d like Javi to come and have sex with me. I think an orgasm would help calm me. Do the blinds close?

Anna

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• Added: January 28, 2019

Morgan: Hello, you up for mimosas? I was just about to head out to Hollanders and I thought you might wanna join me.
Claire: You thought I might want to join you for mimosas?
Morgan: Why not?
Claire: Because we don’t like each other?
Morgan: We don’t really know each other. Hollanders has the absolute best brunch in San Jose. I’ll drive. I’ll buy.
Claire: Morgan, how ‘bout you just cut to what it is you really want?
Morgan: What else are you gonna do? Sit around, play guitar, and sing into your phone?
Claire: How did you know what I was doing?
Morgan: I didn’t but that’s what your profile on a certain dating app says you like to do on your days off.
Claire: Are you stalking me?
Morgan: One mimosa and I’ll tell you the fake profile I use for oppo research. The guy I use for my pic is gorgeous, you really wanna risk swiping right on me?
Claire: I’ll drive myself.
Morgan: It’ll be fun. Meet you in an hour.

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• Added: January 21, 2019

Claire: You might wanna pace yourself. We don’t even have the menu yet.
Morgan: I’ll be fine.

• Permalink: You might wanna pace yourself. We don’t even have the menu yet.
• Added: January 21, 2019

Lim: Hey, you don’t have to play supportive friend just because we slept together.
Melendez: I’m not playing. I’m being nice.

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• Added: January 21, 2019

I’m gonna take this outside. If you want to just get the check, that’s fine with me.

Claire

• Permalink: I’m gonna take this outside. If you want to just get the check, that’s fine with me.
• Added: January 21, 2019

Lea: Holy crap, Shaun.
Shaun: You’re a good dancer.
Lea: No, I’m not.

• Permalink: You’re a good dancer.
• Added: January 21, 2019

I am so sorry for pushing you, but you know I am right.

Lea

• Permalink: I am so sorry for pushing you, but you know I am right.
• Added: January 21, 2019