Here's some champagne for you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for the champagne you sent me.

Eleanor

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions.

Tahani

You're sharp, and you're strong. You make fun of me a lot. You once called me a human snooze button. But you also showed up in my classroom when I was drowning in despair and canned chili and you basically saved my life.

Chidi

Great. So I don't feel like myself for two seconds and it breaks the universe?

Eleanor

You're barfing Wikipedia over everyone to avoid talking about your feelings.

Eleanor

Janet you did it! You brought us into your void! If I had a heart it would be pounding!

Michael

When is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse.

Eleanor

You made a really hot centaur.

Eleanor

Martin was a lot of things. A snail mostly, but also a friend. Martin taught us about life, about love, and about the limits of scotch tape.

Michael

How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?

Chidi

My screwed up relationship with my parents made me believe I could never really love anyone. I need to see it for myself.

Eleanor

No matter what he does, we will find each other. And we will help each other. Because we're soulmates.

Eleanor

The Good Place Season 3 Quotes

I almost died. And it made me want to become a better person. Which I did for a while, but then I fell back into my old trashbag ways. But yesterday I saw your lecture and something just clicked.

Eleanor

I saw this place that was at once a Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell! I mean oh! The mind reels! A Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell!

Michael