Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray.

Penny

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• Added: March 07, 2016

I think we need to send some time apart so we know what's real and what's fox.

Alice

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• Added: March 07, 2016

You should have been rendered mute long ago.

Mayakovsky

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• Added: February 29, 2016

This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.

Margo

• Permalink: This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.
• Added: February 29, 2016

This genie totally gets me.

Eliot

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• Added: February 29, 2016

Birds. I never shit so much in my life. At least I got to eat bugs.

Penny

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• Added: February 29, 2016

That happened, right? We flew...here to Antarctica?

Quentin

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• Added: February 29, 2016

Ow, the pine needles are hurting my feet.

Quentin

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• Added: February 22, 2016

I hated junior cowboy camp.

Quentin

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• Added: February 22, 2016

FYI, this test is pretty much impossible.

Eliot

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• Added: February 22, 2016

Celebrate the world you're in, dummy.

Margo

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• Added: February 22, 2016

Quentin: What is the point of magic if we can't fix real problems?
Dean Fogg: We can fix some things. So we fix what we can.

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• Added: February 15, 2016