Kelsey: It's amazing the things you'll do to live your dream, right Liza?
Liza: Oh, right.

Josh, your generation didn't invent anal sex, you just invented talking about it all the time.

Liza

Kelsey: You stabbed me in the back!
Redmond: No. I made a deal. You overshared.

Kelsey: Hmmm. What looks good?
Liza: I don't know. I've never bought a bathing suit out of a vending machine before, let alone one that also sells condoms.

Josh: You know, this whole time, we've kind of been committing adultery.
Liza: Oh. I hope I still find you attractive now that you're not my...what's the male equivalent for mistress?
Josh: I don't know...side piece?
Liza: Ohhhh, I like that.

Liza: You can just put it in his dock.
Diana: Oh, I think the whole point of this is so he can put it in mine.

Liza: Oh! I have out of the office lunch plans today.
Diana: Liza, never interrupt my moment with your plans.

Rhada: Oh. You two again. I hope you don't mind I'm taking him home.
Liza: No. He's yours to take.

I don't fly in a lesbian flock. I'm more of a lone owl.

Maggie

Liza: I lay on the bed quivering, my hands quivering over my panties. I could feel my woman pulse throbbing through the lace, and as I slid my fingers inside towards the place no man could ever fully penetrate, I felt my flower fully begin to blossom...
Liza/Moore: ...to release, to burst open, to explode.
Moore: I am Aubrey Alexis! I am Aubrey Alexis! YES! I AM AUBREY ALEXIS!
Kelsey: I am Aubrey Alexis!
Charles: I am Aubrey Alexis!
Diana: I am Aubrey Alexis!
Crowd: I AM AUBREY ALEXIS!!!

Charles: Gwyneth had a *what*?
Redmond: A vagina steaming incident.
Charles: No, I *heard* it, I just wish I could *unhear* it.

Now Gawker is claiming Lena Dunham is Aubrey Alexis! We've already seen her slippery oyster on HBO Go. Don't they know the woman has nothing left to hide?

Moore

Younger Season 3 Quotes

I'm not sure which is more stressful, being a bride or a widow.

Kelsey

Diana: That's a beautiful tie, by the way.
Charles: Thank you. The salesgirl who picked it out really gets me.